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Title: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 31, 2009, 11:12:07 PM
For those of you who haven't done this before - This is a communal story that we can all contribute to.  Make it up as we go.  Each reply to the thread should have three words, no more, no less.  Three shall be the number of words thou shalt write, and the number of the writing shall be three.  Four words shalt thou not write, neither write thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.  Five is right out!

Anyway, each set of words carries on the story from where it left off, though you are completely free to take the storyline wherever you want (within the bounds of common civility).  You are not permitted to follow up your own entry (that would be 6 words! - see above for further clarity).

I will get things going (Yes, I know there are more than three words in this message  :P).

In the beginning...
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 01, 2009, 12:48:43 AM
Time stood still,
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Post by: Kilman on June 03, 2009, 09:03:30 PM
making it difficult
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 04, 2009, 01:45:45 AM
To run fast,
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 05, 2009, 05:21:17 AM
but cats knew
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Post by: Kilman on June 05, 2009, 04:43:41 PM
little about time
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 05, 2009, 07:27:20 PM
So they ran
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 05, 2009, 11:20:16 PM
towards floating discs
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 06, 2009, 07:53:24 AM
that had green
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 07, 2009, 06:26:01 AM
bunches of elephants
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Post by: Kilman on June 07, 2009, 02:10:22 PM
glued to their
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 07, 2009, 04:47:05 PM
mothers' teacups, which
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 07, 2009, 09:26:06 PM
had purple tea
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 07, 2009, 09:26:28 PM
and crumpets with
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 07, 2009, 11:08:35 PM
jelly and spots
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Post by: Kilman on June 08, 2009, 04:11:38 PM
of extraterrestrial mold.
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 08, 2009, 04:50:23 PM
But everyone knew
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 08, 2009, 05:04:24 PM
nothing, so they
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Post by: Kilman on June 09, 2009, 08:27:55 PM
voiced strong opinions
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 10, 2009, 02:10:36 AM
with no reply,
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 10, 2009, 06:06:12 PM
therefore altering the
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 10, 2009, 08:58:54 PM
time sequence which
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 11, 2009, 12:11:21 AM
did nothing. The
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Post by: Kilman on June 11, 2009, 04:22:06 PM
mold, however, evolved
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 11, 2009, 06:32:35 PM
into some internationally
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 11, 2009, 07:17:47 PM
terribly bad, but
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 12, 2009, 05:12:28 AM
actually didn't, so
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Post by: Kilman on June 14, 2009, 01:27:07 PM
it became depressed.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 14, 2009, 06:07:09 PM
The intergalactic minister
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 14, 2009, 06:20:35 PM
notified the deceased
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 14, 2009, 09:50:45 PM
cockroach in his
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 15, 2009, 03:22:39 AM
left nostril that
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 15, 2009, 05:40:27 AM
was his right
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 16, 2009, 04:13:25 AM
And scratched it
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Post by: Kilman on June 16, 2009, 02:33:49 PM
inappropriately.  This caused
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 16, 2009, 03:37:36 PM
a lack of
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 17, 2009, 05:11:06 AM
communicating electronic elephants.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 17, 2009, 06:13:02 AM
The motel wasn't
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 17, 2009, 08:43:07 PM
prepared for infinitely
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 17, 2009, 09:50:50 PM
nonexistent swarms of
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 18, 2009, 03:55:12 AM
bees and wasps
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Post by: Kilman on June 18, 2009, 01:30:55 PM
so none arrived.
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 19, 2009, 02:33:11 AM
Later on, negatively

(Reply #42!)
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 19, 2009, 05:20:30 AM
charged hydrogen isotopes
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 19, 2009, 07:14:32 PM
ate lunch with
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 19, 2009, 09:17:49 PM
Reptiles and Worms.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 20, 2009, 03:18:39 AM
The universe ended
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 21, 2009, 02:08:51 AM
and all hope
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 21, 2009, 04:00:10 AM
that pudding would
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Post by: Kilman on June 22, 2009, 10:39:44 PM
be elected to
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 22, 2009, 11:31:44 PM
govern over llamas
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 23, 2009, 05:18:05 PM
on Stavromula Beta
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Post by: Kilman on June 25, 2009, 03:24:34 PM
was temporarily postponed.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 26, 2009, 01:52:32 AM
This sentence began
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 27, 2009, 06:24:11 PM
an uprising among
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 28, 2009, 05:22:16 PM
etymologists and scholars
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on June 30, 2009, 04:31:37 AM
who, curiously enough,
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 30, 2009, 05:17:31 AM
were purple and
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Post by: Kilman on June 30, 2009, 04:21:29 PM
preferred to lick
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 30, 2009, 09:43:37 PM
rather than chew
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 02, 2009, 01:45:39 AM
but one day,
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on July 02, 2009, 04:20:17 AM
prosthetic limbs mysteriously
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 02, 2009, 04:40:06 PM
Disappeared and never
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 03, 2009, 06:20:41 AM
licked or chewed
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 03, 2009, 04:28:39 PM
so they moved
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 04, 2009, 01:29:02 AM
to Jaglan Beta
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Post by: Kilman on July 06, 2009, 10:25:01 PM
where they founded
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 06, 2009, 11:09:48 PM
the Intergalactic Association
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 09, 2009, 03:46:28 PM
of Worms and
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 09, 2009, 03:54:14 PM
Germs, to utilize
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on July 10, 2009, 03:26:51 AM
disintegrated blocks of
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 10, 2009, 05:45:45 AM
integration to create
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on July 11, 2009, 02:44:08 PM
or destroy pancakes.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 11, 2009, 06:32:33 PM
Nearby bagpipe pipers
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 12, 2009, 05:34:43 PM
said "Hi" to
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 12, 2009, 06:33:20 PM
confuse local merchants
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on July 13, 2009, 02:43:11 AM
in whose language
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Post by: Kilman on July 13, 2009, 01:03:37 PM
"Hi" meant "small
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 13, 2009, 03:36:14 PM
then the cheese
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on July 13, 2009, 05:23:12 PM
uprooted from the
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 14, 2009, 12:14:36 AM
roots of change."
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on July 14, 2009, 09:45:50 PM
Unfortunately, 743 mutated
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 14, 2009, 11:47:07 PM
into 742, causing
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Post by: Kilman on July 15, 2009, 06:38:28 PM
a shortage of
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on July 15, 2009, 08:49:35 PM
numbers for the
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 16, 2009, 10:40:37 PM
Intergalactic Number Convention
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Post by: Kilman on July 21, 2009, 02:48:15 PM
and one lonely
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 23, 2009, 12:28:28 AM
night, a newt
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Post by: Kilman on July 26, 2009, 01:13:51 PM
whose number was
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 26, 2009, 06:26:59 PM
malnourished and smelly
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 27, 2009, 03:33:03 PM
took a walk
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 27, 2009, 11:53:22 PM
with some snakes
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Post by: Kilman on July 28, 2009, 05:34:03 PM
who had healthy
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 29, 2009, 05:55:51 AM
parents in their
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 29, 2009, 03:23:35 PM
mid 80s so
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 30, 2009, 03:02:36 AM
the sentence ended.
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Post by: Kilman on July 31, 2009, 02:56:13 PM
Meanwhile, solicitous walnuts
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 31, 2009, 06:02:02 PM
were eaten by
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Post by: VogonGirl on August 02, 2009, 02:31:27 PM
Cute little bunnies
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 02, 2009, 06:28:36 PM
and big ugly
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Post by: Kilman on August 03, 2009, 02:50:42 PM
children with severed
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Post by: VogonGirl on August 03, 2009, 04:48:52 PM
pizzas on a
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 03, 2009, 09:55:46 PM
plane of existence
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 04, 2009, 05:25:37 AM
which didn't exactly
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Post by: Kilman on August 04, 2009, 01:27:39 PM
exist after 4pm.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 05, 2009, 12:14:45 AM
Thunderheads gathered over
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Post by: Kilman on August 07, 2009, 03:43:01 PM
a Rain God
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 07, 2009, 11:14:29 PM
-like scratching post
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Post by: VogonGirl on August 08, 2009, 02:31:54 PM
that looked like
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 08, 2009, 05:08:50 PM
a Rain God.
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 09, 2009, 07:06:34 AM
The unusual bungee
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Post by: Kilman on August 09, 2009, 01:56:03 PM
tailed lion hung
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 09, 2009, 06:30:47 PM
up, defying gravity.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 09, 2009, 09:43:16 PM
Gravity got angry
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 12, 2009, 03:55:47 AM
at fish, because
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Post by: Kilman on August 12, 2009, 02:34:51 PM
they had no
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 13, 2009, 12:52:22 AM
reason to coordinate
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Post by: Teatime on August 14, 2009, 11:39:01 PM
their prom clothes.
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Post by: Kilman on August 15, 2009, 07:41:42 PM
Well dressed fish
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 16, 2009, 02:34:50 AM
dressed poorly, and
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 16, 2009, 05:43:36 PM
may not exist.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 16, 2009, 11:36:03 PM
Poorly dressed fish
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 17, 2009, 04:18:22 PM
dancing in Spain
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Post by: Kilman on August 17, 2009, 05:28:07 PM
carefully stepped over
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 17, 2009, 07:29:39 PM
discordant antelopes who
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 17, 2009, 11:46:50 PM
were pondering Mandelbrot
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Post by: Kilman on August 18, 2009, 03:11:55 PM
patterns for socks
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 18, 2009, 08:38:18 PM
and sweaters for
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Post by: Teatime on August 18, 2009, 10:05:50 PM
their mothers and
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 19, 2009, 03:41:30 AM
quickly realized elephants
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Post by: Kilman on August 19, 2009, 04:08:27 PM
were not optimal
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 20, 2009, 05:13:21 AM
phonetic funneling devices.
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 21, 2009, 01:48:51 AM
The neighboring llamas
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Post by: Kilman on August 21, 2009, 06:42:30 PM
looked on with
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 22, 2009, 05:16:15 PM
undying rage as
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 22, 2009, 05:38:07 PM
they consumed heavy
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 23, 2009, 02:20:17 AM
bits of fluff.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 23, 2009, 06:44:03 PM
The Fluff King
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 23, 2009, 08:11:15 PM
decreed from Jupiter
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Post by: VogonGirl on August 23, 2009, 11:15:24 PM
and ate frogs
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Post by: Kilman on August 24, 2009, 03:20:49 PM
, garbling his speech
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Post by: Teatime on August 24, 2009, 05:09:42 PM
until, at last
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 24, 2009, 10:21:23 PM
he deciphered Kobaian
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 24, 2009, 11:14:13 PM
economic structure, thus
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Post by: Kilman on August 25, 2009, 01:44:22 PM
he learned how
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Post by: Teatime on August 25, 2009, 09:16:12 PM
many aliens fit
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 26, 2009, 12:06:14 AM
in an alien.
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Post by: Teatime on August 26, 2009, 01:00:07 AM
Dirk Gently sold
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Post by: Kilman on August 26, 2009, 02:35:08 PM
his couch after
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Post by: VogonGirl on August 26, 2009, 04:09:35 PM
the worms invaded
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 26, 2009, 05:16:48 PM
the planet Arrakis.
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Post by: Kilman on August 26, 2009, 05:44:25 PM
The story so far (10 pages and 150 replies into the story) meaningfully broken into paragraph structure (not really, but it looks better than in one large block).

In the beginning time stood still, making it difficult to run fast, but cats knew little about time so they ran towards floating discs that had green bunches of elephants glued to their mothers' teacups, which had purple tea and crumpets with jelly and spots of extraterrestrial mold.  But everyone knew nothing, so they voiced strong opinions with no reply, therefore altering the time sequence which did nothing. The mold, however, evolved into some internationally terribly bad, but actually didn't, so it became depressed.

The intergalactic minister notified the deceased cockroach in his left nostril that was his right and scratched it inappropriately.  This caused a lack of communicating electronic elephants.  The motel wasn't prepared for infinitely nonexistent swarms of bees and wasps so none arrived.  Later on, negatively charged hydrogen isotopes ate lunch with reptiles and Worms. 

The universe ended and all hope that pudding would be elected to govern over llamas on Stavromula Beta was temporarily postponed.  This sentence began an uprising among etymologists and scholars who, curiously enough, were purple and preferred to lick rather than chew but one day, prosthetic limbs mysteriously disappeared and never licked or chewed so they moved to Jaglan Beta where they founded the Intergalactic Association of Worms and Germs, to utilize disintegrated blocks of integration to create or destroy pancakes. 

Nearby bagpipe pipers said "Hi" to confuse local merchants in whose language "Hi" meant "small then the cheese uprooted from the roots of change."  Unfortunately, 743 mutated into 742, causing a shortage of numbers for the Intergalactic Number Convention and one lonely night, a newt whose number was malnourished and smelly took a walk with some snakes who had healthy parents in their mid 80s so the sentence ended.  Meanwhile, solicitous walnuts were eaten by cute little bunnies and big ugly children with severed pizzas on a plane of existence which didn't exactly exist after 4pm. 

Thunderheads gathered over a Rain God -like scratching post that looked like a Rain God.  The unusual bungee tailed lion hung up, defying gravity.  Gravity got angry at fish, because they had no reason to coordinate their prom clothes.  Well dressed fish dressed poorly, and may not exist.  Poorly dressed fish dancing in Spain carefully stepped over discordant antelopes who were pondering Mandelbrot patterns for socks and sweaters for their mothers and quickly realized elephants were not optimal phonetic funneling devices.  The neighboring llamas looked on with undying rage as they consumed heavy bits of fluff. 

The Fluff King decreed from Jupiter and ate frogs, garbling his speech until, at last he deciphered Kobaian economic structure, thus he learned how many aliens fit in an alien.  Dirk Gently sold his couch after the worms invaded the planet Arrakis.
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Post by: Kilman on August 26, 2009, 08:25:34 PM
Eight highly confused
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 26, 2009, 08:59:04 PM
delegates from Spain
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 27, 2009, 11:57:12 PM
only spoke Swedish
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 28, 2009, 05:59:08 AM
because their knees
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Post by: VogonGirl on August 28, 2009, 05:15:12 PM
were yellow and
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 28, 2009, 10:14:54 PM
purple when viewed
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 29, 2009, 01:18:21 AM
from a distance
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 29, 2009, 05:34:39 PM
greater than 42
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Post by: VogonGirl on August 30, 2009, 01:57:22 AM
and 24 so
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 30, 2009, 06:32:32 PM
they ate shoes.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 30, 2009, 09:00:33 PM
Shoes, in turn,
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 31, 2009, 03:29:52 AM
decided it was
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Post by: VogonGirl on August 31, 2009, 04:17:32 PM
too late to
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on August 31, 2009, 04:43:57 PM
notify next of
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 31, 2009, 11:02:00 PM
shin that the
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 01, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
paranormal developers of
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Post by: VogonGirl on September 01, 2009, 04:51:23 PM
ribs and hearts
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 01, 2009, 07:19:47 PM
would be vacationing
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 01, 2009, 11:45:43 PM
without permission from
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Post by: Kilman on September 02, 2009, 03:22:17 AM
warm biscuits and
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 02, 2009, 05:15:13 AM
yellow storks.  Meanwhile,
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 03, 2009, 05:28:27 AM
purple storks gathered
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Post by: VogonGirl on September 03, 2009, 02:32:19 PM
for a plan
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 03, 2009, 07:04:33 PM
to disintegrate the
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Post by: VogonGirl on September 04, 2009, 03:29:44 PM
entire universe.  So
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 04, 2009, 08:36:30 PM
sure of themselves
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 04, 2009, 10:29:09 PM
were the slugs
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Post by: VogonGirl on September 04, 2009, 11:20:13 PM
with scaly skin.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 05, 2009, 05:25:29 PM
Snails, however, were
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 06, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
unable to decipher
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 06, 2009, 06:44:30 PM
rhythm and blues
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Post by: VogonGirl on September 07, 2009, 03:17:02 AM
to music of
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Post by: Kilman on September 07, 2009, 04:16:35 PM
hyper intelligent raindrops
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 08, 2009, 03:00:50 AM
who liked to
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 08, 2009, 06:01:00 AM
smell everything green
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Post by: Teatime on September 08, 2009, 07:56:57 PM
but nothing pink.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 08, 2009, 11:16:24 PM
I like cheese.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 09, 2009, 01:10:45 AM
Cheese likes you.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 09, 2009, 07:15:28 PM
Ford found cheese
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 09, 2009, 11:17:02 PM
hanging from knees
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 09, 2009, 11:57:02 PM
of these trees'
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 10, 2009, 04:23:57 AM
resident gnomes.  Tickets
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Post by: VogonGirl on September 10, 2009, 06:26:08 PM
were never ever
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Post by: Kilman on September 11, 2009, 12:12:32 AM
sold after breakfast
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 11, 2009, 12:19:07 AM
on the planet
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 11, 2009, 02:01:03 AM
next to the
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Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 11, 2009, 04:32:32 AM
salad fork on
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 11, 2009, 09:58:14 PM
the left side
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Post by: Kilman on September 12, 2009, 03:43:46 PM
of the Pleiades.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 12, 2009, 09:06:36 PM
Lunch was interrupted
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 14, 2009, 02:48:25 AM
by gnomes, teapots,
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 15, 2009, 01:10:55 AM
gnomepots, teagnomes, and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 15, 2009, 09:56:42 PM
Smiles so that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 16, 2009, 08:08:53 PM
everyone remained hungry.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 17, 2009, 12:51:05 AM
Hunger and thirst
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 17, 2009, 03:00:03 AM
make me grumpy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 18, 2009, 11:08:12 PM
so I will
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 19, 2009, 06:19:30 AM
proceed to make
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 19, 2009, 06:11:13 PM
yummy cupcakes with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 19, 2009, 08:25:37 PM
the neighboring Vogons.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 20, 2009, 04:02:18 AM
Llamas will help.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 20, 2009, 05:30:19 PM
Now we must
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 20, 2009, 08:18:01 PM
continue the story
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 20, 2009, 09:28:08 PM
without any cupcakes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 21, 2009, 03:05:01 AM
"Hello worms of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 21, 2009, 03:21:22 AM
Cincinnati and other
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 21, 2009, 03:31:14 AM
places of interest."
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 21, 2009, 04:09:53 PM
The worms listened
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 21, 2009, 06:04:29 PM
to me and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 21, 2009, 09:59:32 PM
then disobeyed by
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 22, 2009, 01:35:01 AM
eating my leg.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 23, 2009, 12:13:36 AM
You can never
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 23, 2009, 01:24:13 AM
have too much
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 24, 2009, 04:57:59 PM
leg eating if
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 25, 2009, 10:28:03 PM
you have enough
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 26, 2009, 01:36:44 AM
arm vomiting, considering
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 26, 2009, 04:24:16 PM
the amount of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 27, 2009, 11:47:32 PM
people who enjoy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 29, 2009, 06:19:31 PM
lots of toys.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 29, 2009, 10:00:36 PM
Nonsensical ravings inspired
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 30, 2009, 12:06:18 AM
gelatin and Zaphod
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 30, 2009, 05:45:01 PM
to eat Ford.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on September 30, 2009, 06:30:31 PM
Ford wasn't happy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 01, 2009, 04:16:24 AM
though he did
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on October 01, 2009, 11:46:31 PM
realize the benefit
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 02, 2009, 01:27:34 AM
inherent in unorthodox
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 02, 2009, 02:59:53 AM
so he left.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 04, 2009, 02:15:09 PM
Soon everyone realized
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 04, 2009, 08:58:07 PM
unorthodox's adjectival status
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 04, 2009, 11:59:36 PM
was 0 and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 05, 2009, 04:17:08 AM
there was much
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 05, 2009, 06:50:14 AM
mooching and several
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 05, 2009, 11:07:46 PM
people jumping on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 06, 2009, 03:16:13 AM
several other people.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on October 06, 2009, 04:29:37 AM
After people jumped
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 06, 2009, 09:23:13 PM
they ate cake
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 07, 2009, 02:25:57 AM
and smelted iron
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on October 07, 2009, 11:46:36 PM
with their toes.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 09, 2009, 12:49:40 AM
Soon they saw
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 09, 2009, 02:22:53 AM
several blind Hagunenons
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 09, 2009, 02:20:04 PM
that were evolving
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 09, 2009, 07:43:49 PM
their tastes in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 10, 2009, 09:42:49 PM
fine baked goods.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 11, 2009, 01:49:18 AM
A rogue starship
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 14, 2009, 04:21:50 PM
containing bakery goods
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on October 14, 2009, 11:44:25 PM
was underwater near
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 16, 2009, 05:13:36 AM
a distant meadow
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 16, 2009, 11:14:05 PM
with purple grass
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 17, 2009, 01:39:53 AM
and yellow sergeants
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Salty_Jon42 on October 17, 2009, 09:59:40 PM
merrily flying elephants
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 18, 2009, 03:23:17 AM
instead of aircraft.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 19, 2009, 04:11:33 AM
Now the world
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 19, 2009, 11:55:56 PM
has gone to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 20, 2009, 03:01:16 PM
fetch large quantities
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 20, 2009, 11:12:32 PM
of tea and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 20, 2009, 11:38:18 PM
Mustard and pickles
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 21, 2009, 04:22:46 AM
(sweet pickles anyway),
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 22, 2009, 01:27:33 PM
however a shortage
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 22, 2009, 08:12:36 PM
of willpower caused
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 23, 2009, 01:20:53 AM
everyone to eat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 24, 2009, 02:10:52 AM
cookies and ice cream.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 24, 2009, 10:08:17 PM
In the future,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 01, 2009, 04:36:37 AM
additional entrées will
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 05, 2009, 12:03:33 AM
not be disinclined
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 08, 2009, 03:38:29 AM
to add to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 09, 2009, 12:32:54 AM
the subtraction of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 16, 2009, 06:39:16 PM
the total sum
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 17, 2009, 12:27:40 AM
of Hitchhiker forums
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 18, 2009, 10:06:39 PM
in the winter.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 19, 2009, 12:42:38 AM
Unfortunately, this implies
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 19, 2009, 10:11:54 PM
that food has
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 19, 2009, 10:33:13 PM
no good taste.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 20, 2009, 02:20:52 AM
Some fungal spores
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 21, 2009, 07:07:02 PM
sprinkled lightly on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 18, 2009, 09:51:49 PM
a questionable ecosystem
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 21, 2009, 06:19:29 PM
with bad air.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 22, 2009, 06:30:15 PM
Santa has fleas
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 23, 2009, 12:25:48 AM
dogs do not.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 23, 2009, 01:26:53 AM
Mice have lice
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 04, 2010, 05:04:56 AM
which is nice
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 05, 2010, 01:46:52 AM
when rice's vice
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 08, 2010, 03:58:13 PM
is to slice
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 10, 2010, 05:40:42 AM
and dice ice
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 11, 2010, 02:00:09 AM
with fire and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 11, 2010, 02:40:43 AM
a choir and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 13, 2010, 11:18:40 PM
A buyer who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 14, 2010, 06:02:14 AM
retired, rather tired
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 16, 2010, 06:13:07 PM
after chaos transpired
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 16, 2010, 11:26:55 PM
and someone inquired
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 25, 2010, 09:00:30 PM
if rhyming expired.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 03, 2010, 03:33:53 AM
Zarquon's singing fish
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 03, 2010, 10:04:14 PM
never existed, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 04, 2010, 01:23:13 AM
its daughter did
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 04, 2010, 02:00:19 AM
so she sang
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 04, 2010, 09:08:40 AM
while being hanged
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 07, 2010, 04:00:22 PM
by an angry
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 08, 2010, 01:55:35 AM
lemon meringue pie.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 09, 2010, 06:25:52 AM
Angry pie is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 10, 2010, 08:58:59 PM
calm and cakelike
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 11, 2010, 01:37:54 AM
with a nutt
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 12, 2010, 04:46:39 PM
topping that attacks
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 12, 2010, 10:16:41 PM
innocent bystanders wearing
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 12, 2010, 11:53:27 PM
purple and blue
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 13, 2010, 08:08:09 AM
gummy bears in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 13, 2010, 02:21:01 PM
their hair.  Whenever
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 13, 2010, 04:33:32 PM
you eat toast
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 14, 2010, 09:09:52 PM
you don't eat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 15, 2010, 08:57:51 PM
the small green
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 15, 2010, 10:03:28 PM
analogy in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 17, 2010, 01:46:13 AM
next room, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 17, 2010, 06:47:26 AM
your roommate tends
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 17, 2010, 11:27:23 PM
to eat all
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 18, 2010, 04:54:10 AM
the metaphors before
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 18, 2010, 08:00:52 AM
the gates of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 18, 2010, 09:07:52 PM
cars open.  So
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 18, 2010, 09:27:12 PM
choose a different
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 21, 2010, 08:09:48 AM
three words for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 22, 2010, 12:07:19 AM
I want some
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 22, 2010, 07:14:22 AM
eye-popping excitement
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 22, 2010, 10:19:19 PM
in my cereal.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 23, 2010, 04:40:17 AM
But you can't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 23, 2010, 05:29:13 AM
always get what
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 23, 2010, 05:59:36 PM
is in your
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 24, 2010, 02:06:17 AM
unconscious without smelling
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 24, 2010, 07:33:30 AM
your armpit before
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 25, 2010, 02:20:15 AM
you eat a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 25, 2010, 05:18:43 AM
rather inedible flake
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 26, 2010, 11:28:48 PM
of fried skin.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 27, 2010, 03:13:02 AM
But fried skin
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 27, 2010, 07:03:17 PM
and skinned fries
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 01, 2010, 01:36:01 AM
smell similar after
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 02, 2010, 02:21:21 AM
something but before
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 02, 2010, 03:12:30 AM
you die you
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 03, 2010, 04:30:23 AM
cease to exist
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 04, 2010, 01:17:29 AM
and subsequently abandon
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 04, 2010, 01:33:27 AM
your home with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 04, 2010, 02:26:57 AM
a barbershop quartet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 04, 2010, 04:51:12 PM
that you never
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 04, 2010, 11:11:11 PM
ate or killed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 05, 2010, 04:42:05 AM
under certain circumstances
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 05, 2010, 04:18:46 PM
unless you found
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 05, 2010, 08:13:27 PM
a dog with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 06, 2010, 09:17:22 PM
a suitable barbeque
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 07, 2010, 09:43:49 PM
and an unsuitable
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 08, 2010, 11:40:28 PM
appetite for broiled
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 11, 2010, 10:28:07 PM
one handed car
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 12, 2010, 02:22:56 AM
attendants.  Thursdays, however,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 12, 2010, 04:09:21 AM
You must have
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 12, 2010, 06:05:17 AM
socks on all
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 12, 2010, 06:12:58 AM
lightly fried weasels
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 12, 2010, 09:28:27 AM
in order to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 12, 2010, 07:42:28 PM
get a new
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 13, 2010, 03:41:28 AM
car with a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 13, 2010, 08:11:14 PM
dog. And so
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 13, 2010, 08:41:24 PM
cats began to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 13, 2010, 09:11:09 PM
cease gaining less
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 14, 2010, 05:33:40 PM
hair with their
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 15, 2010, 07:02:52 AM
tongues when licking
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 15, 2010, 09:34:25 PM
flower pots in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 16, 2010, 01:33:15 AM
tea cups with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 16, 2010, 11:25:38 PM
Pangalactic Gargle Blasters
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 17, 2010, 12:42:40 AM
which tasted rather
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 17, 2010, 03:38:49 AM
droopy. Then time
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 17, 2010, 12:47:27 PM
dicided to eat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 17, 2010, 06:34:06 PM
a sunny bar.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 22, 2010, 09:37:53 PM
The moon was
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 22, 2010, 11:20:07 PM
filled with gluttonous
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 23, 2010, 01:26:40 AM
bunnies with their
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 25, 2010, 02:29:10 AM
anorexic nubs of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 27, 2010, 04:57:50 PM
contradictory appetites parading
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 30, 2010, 04:35:20 AM
through the streets.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 30, 2010, 06:15:58 AM
Counter-intuitively enough,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 31, 2010, 06:57:04 PM
lizards flew over
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 01, 2010, 03:33:34 AM
New York with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 01, 2010, 03:40:56 AM
bastions of hope
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 01, 2010, 04:14:45 PM
for the world
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 02, 2010, 02:55:12 PM
but found humans
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 02, 2010, 05:00:48 PM
eating their feet.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 05, 2010, 04:22:04 AM
This dampened their
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 07, 2010, 09:54:03 PM
clothes drier, which
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 08, 2010, 02:48:30 AM
was the color
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 08, 2010, 07:36:42 PM
of a Hooloovoo.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 09, 2010, 12:11:17 AM
The drier thought
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 09, 2010, 12:31:12 AM
that he could
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 11, 2010, 04:14:55 AM
not think, because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 11, 2010, 08:10:16 PM
higher consciousness is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 19, 2010, 04:03:03 AM
lower than unconsciousness
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 19, 2010, 05:29:25 PM
in the history
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 21, 2010, 12:54:29 AM
of prehistoric time
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 21, 2010, 02:33:44 PM
when watches were
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 21, 2010, 09:42:32 PM
strictly not digital.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 22, 2010, 03:39:10 AM
But is was
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 25, 2010, 03:09:27 PM
by sundial that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 29, 2010, 04:43:25 AM
the moon didn't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 29, 2010, 05:52:59 PM
realize the time
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 29, 2010, 10:58:25 PM
had come to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 30, 2010, 08:20:03 PM
eat french fries.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 01, 2010, 05:02:16 PM
This caused considerable
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 05, 2010, 05:28:19 AM
consideration amongst the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 06, 2010, 04:41:49 PM
the most considerate
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 07, 2010, 07:30:51 PM
Peoples of Chicago
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 11, 2010, 02:14:54 AM
because they had
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 11, 2010, 02:36:08 AM
not heard of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 11, 2010, 03:46:41 AM
meat in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 11, 2010, 04:30:53 AM
vegetarian planet of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 14, 2010, 03:36:07 AM
Herbivorion Seven, so
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 15, 2010, 09:30:27 PM
an association of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 16, 2010, 06:43:24 PM
proselytizing cannibals decided
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 17, 2010, 02:00:04 AM
to eat their
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 17, 2010, 02:01:16 AM
inedible portions of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 19, 2010, 01:26:18 AM
toenail clippings and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on May 25, 2010, 02:56:13 PM
drink there red
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2010, 03:55:44 PM
bull until they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2010, 04:16:49 PM
had sufficient energy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 25, 2010, 04:41:06 PM
to get the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 26, 2010, 12:18:16 AM
Towel Day forum
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on May 26, 2010, 04:15:20 AM
up and running.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 27, 2010, 04:08:56 PM
Every time I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 27, 2010, 10:51:14 PM
eat a bottle
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 27, 2010, 11:12:08 PM
of grape soda
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 28, 2010, 03:37:29 AM
a monk appears
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 28, 2010, 04:50:58 AM
on his horse
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 28, 2010, 06:15:07 AM
and believes that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 28, 2010, 04:36:06 PM
the full moon
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 30, 2010, 01:13:44 PM
one day he
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 30, 2010, 05:36:12 PM
will jump over
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 30, 2010, 07:05:36 PM
and land on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 30, 2010, 08:27:54 PM
a fountain of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 30, 2010, 10:43:57 PM
youth. You can
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 30, 2010, 11:37:22 PM
post more words
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 30, 2010, 11:53:11 PM
if you have
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on May 31, 2010, 12:51:40 AM
I am not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 01, 2010, 03:25:11 AM
in your sentence.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 01, 2010, 04:08:56 AM
Grammar is dying
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 01, 2010, 02:08:37 PM
to know you.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 01, 2010, 02:50:43 PM
But I am
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 01, 2010, 09:59:25 PM
such a person
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 02, 2010, 01:01:55 AM
that has never
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 02, 2010, 02:16:58 AM
slept at night.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 02, 2010, 02:41:28 AM
Each night I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 02, 2010, 07:00:16 AM
came before E
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 02, 2010, 12:55:04 PM
and after F
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 02, 2010, 03:20:30 PM
but the alphabet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 02, 2010, 09:36:34 PM
died, soon after.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 04, 2010, 04:25:11 PM
Chaos ensued and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 04, 2010, 04:30:58 PM
tea was brewed.

(Hey, that sounds nice.)
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 04, 2010, 10:48:30 PM
That sounded nice.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 04, 2010, 10:49:49 PM
Tea with ice
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 04, 2010, 11:34:39 PM
can't compare to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 05, 2010, 01:33:36 AM
ice with tea
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 05, 2010, 03:08:01 PM
and chocolate with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 05, 2010, 05:33:26 PM
peas and carrots.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 05, 2010, 08:01:08 PM
Bizarre culinary adventurers
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 06, 2010, 03:48:01 AM
happen to occur
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 06, 2010, 04:13:51 AM
every full moon.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 07, 2010, 07:41:17 AM
Experts have theorized
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 07, 2010, 02:10:13 PM
the reason for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 07, 2010, 03:45:13 PM
bannanas eating the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 08, 2010, 12:55:26 AM
tourists on Bethselamin
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 08, 2010, 12:58:47 AM
is that they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 08, 2010, 08:04:52 PM
like to wear
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 09, 2010, 12:39:21 AM
funny fish suits,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 09, 2010, 03:15:03 AM
which clearly implies
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 09, 2010, 11:38:46 PM
a similarity to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 10, 2010, 03:53:41 AM
Kilman and Lewot.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 10, 2010, 02:47:42 PM
That was funny.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 10, 2010, 02:54:20 PM
I'm not going
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 10, 2010, 06:42:18 PM
to Santraginus V
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 10, 2010, 11:02:21 PM
on Thursday because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 11, 2010, 12:21:25 AM
my fish suit
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 11, 2010, 01:09:22 PM
will not fit.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 11, 2010, 07:48:56 PM
That's because I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 11, 2010, 09:25:32 PM
comes before E
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 12, 2010, 04:50:09 PM
and after F
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 12, 2010, 11:05:07 PM
in my alphabet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 13, 2010, 04:57:01 PM
because of the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 13, 2010, 05:00:59 PM
alphabet soup mix-up.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 13, 2010, 10:03:39 PM
Well, anyway, I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 13, 2010, 10:23:49 PM
wrote a story
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 14, 2010, 01:25:02 AM
about the new
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 14, 2010, 02:00:17 AM
moon they discovered
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 14, 2010, 04:34:41 AM
unexpectedly when they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 14, 2010, 01:14:13 PM
jumped over the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 14, 2010, 08:02:35 PM
cow and spoon
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 14, 2010, 08:06:01 PM
from the Association
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 14, 2010, 08:09:04 PM
For The Protection
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 14, 2010, 10:26:11 PM
And Localization Of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 15, 2010, 09:55:21 AM
Towel Day INC.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 19, 2010, 09:32:05 PM
A farm animal
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 20, 2010, 09:21:35 PM
with a small
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 23, 2010, 04:00:51 AM
intestine larger than
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 23, 2010, 04:20:41 AM
its large intestine
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 23, 2010, 04:28:48 PM
ate lunch at
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 26, 2010, 06:08:01 PM
Bobby Jones,s place
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 26, 2010, 11:22:42 PM
on Thursday afternoon.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 27, 2010, 06:37:31 PM
Several universes ended
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 28, 2010, 02:24:13 AM
without proper notification
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 28, 2010, 06:03:58 AM
such as certified
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 29, 2010, 12:29:47 PM
with the good
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 30, 2010, 03:19:53 PM
Bureaucratic Seal of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 06, 2010, 06:00:47 PM
approval stuck to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 06, 2010, 06:12:01 PM
three word story.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 07, 2010, 04:56:25 PM
Confused, but determined
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 08, 2010, 09:13:48 PM
mice sang to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 10, 2010, 04:05:24 PM
a very boring
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 10, 2010, 06:05:04 PM
national anthem of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 11, 2010, 11:22:48 PM
the deaf toads
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 12, 2010, 12:17:11 AM
who eat the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 12, 2010, 08:44:07 PM
very crunchy vegetables
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 12, 2010, 08:46:40 PM
every day before
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 13, 2010, 03:21:37 AM
going to bed.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 13, 2010, 03:25:08 AM
The space port
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 14, 2010, 05:19:26 AM
closed on Thursdays
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 14, 2010, 04:20:55 PM
will open on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 14, 2010, 07:36:23 PM
Wednesdays because the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 15, 2010, 03:34:01 PM
restrooms are almost
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 16, 2010, 01:33:09 AM
always dirtier than
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 16, 2010, 04:37:11 AM
slugs with nasty
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 16, 2010, 06:03:53 AM
parasitic, smaller slugs
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 16, 2010, 08:20:53 PM
in Hawaiian shirts
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 16, 2010, 08:42:39 PM
and bowler hats.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 20, 2010, 07:26:19 PM
These hats, incidentally,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 20, 2010, 07:47:10 PM
glowed bright pink.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 21, 2010, 03:19:16 AM
The shirts grow
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 21, 2010, 04:40:14 AM
more Hawaiian every
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 21, 2010, 08:01:46 AM
time someone robs
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 21, 2010, 06:18:23 PM
the global bank
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 21, 2010, 11:58:43 PM
while wearing purple
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 22, 2010, 04:06:57 AM
rimmed sunglasses and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 22, 2010, 04:43:45 AM
orange polka-dotted
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 22, 2010, 02:51:13 PM
pants with a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 23, 2010, 10:03:48 PM
grape juice stain.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 24, 2010, 02:11:44 AM
Then a mythical
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 24, 2010, 03:37:33 PM
frog and a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 24, 2010, 08:13:05 PM
non-mythical toad went
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 24, 2010, 09:54:03 PM
hypothetically hopping toward
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 24, 2010, 10:49:18 PM
a non-hypothetical shrew
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 25, 2010, 05:13:20 PM
and ate zombie
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 26, 2010, 05:00:45 AM
flavored chicken wings
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 26, 2010, 02:14:39 PM
with mashed pancakes.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 28, 2010, 12:06:10 AM
An ending universe
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 28, 2010, 03:05:57 PM
soon got a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 28, 2010, 05:40:54 PM
rude awakening when
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 29, 2010, 12:12:43 AM
it rebooted and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 29, 2010, 04:08:03 AM
had to begin
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 29, 2010, 08:55:44 PM
all over again.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 29, 2010, 09:06:55 PM
It was teatime
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 30, 2010, 04:30:48 PM
who cheerfully destroyed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 30, 2010, 07:45:45 PM
the destruction device
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 02, 2010, 03:43:09 PM
only to realize
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 02, 2010, 04:36:51 PM
it was really
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 04, 2010, 11:17:31 PM
a save the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 05, 2010, 04:31:24 AM
rhino organization that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 05, 2010, 08:11:51 PM
planted the device
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 07, 2010, 09:09:20 PM
in a hollow
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 07, 2010, 10:02:42 PM
tree with spider
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 07, 2010, 10:25:02 PM
webs hanging all
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 11, 2010, 04:24:13 PM
over severed rhinoceros
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 11, 2010, 05:48:04 PM
tails and horns.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 11, 2010, 06:40:38 PM
The horn-tailed tail-horn
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 11, 2010, 06:47:27 PM
loved hyphenated words
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 11, 2010, 08:35:04 PM
so much that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 11, 2010, 08:50:43 PM
he ate lemony-pickle-flavored
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 11, 2010, 09:58:19 PM
whatever-you-call-'ems that were
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 14, 2010, 02:44:53 PM
oh-so-much-longer-than three words.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 14, 2010, 03:52:15 PM
Then the dog
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 14, 2010, 05:35:16 PM
read a novel
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 14, 2010, 07:47:19 PM
about a cat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 14, 2010, 09:41:08 PM
who was forced
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 14, 2010, 09:59:34 PM
to apply force
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 15, 2010, 08:26:42 PM
against a wall
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 16, 2010, 02:51:03 PM
in a land
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 16, 2010, 04:28:51 PM
far far away
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 16, 2010, 08:26:37 PM
on a planet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 16, 2010, 10:04:56 PM
close to home.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 17, 2010, 01:41:16 AM
Home blew up
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 17, 2010, 11:10:58 PM
a red balloon
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 18, 2010, 03:41:42 PM
that had a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 18, 2010, 03:59:25 PM
smaller balloon inside
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 19, 2010, 07:31:49 PM
a porcupine who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 20, 2010, 01:28:11 AM
realized that he
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 20, 2010, 02:01:53 AM
can't eat the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 20, 2010, 02:58:57 AM
popcorn anymore because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 20, 2010, 04:17:55 AM
recent federal regulations
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 20, 2010, 03:40:18 PM
prohibited the use
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 20, 2010, 03:50:26 PM
of special toys
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 20, 2010, 04:11:49 PM
that pop popcorn
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 20, 2010, 06:52:59 PM
and also saxophones
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 21, 2010, 12:10:09 AM
because popping saxophones
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 21, 2010, 01:13:04 AM
is rather impossible.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 21, 2010, 02:44:15 PM
The saxophone popped
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 21, 2010, 08:36:42 PM
a large pop
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 21, 2010, 10:03:00 PM
proving me wrong
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 23, 2010, 04:25:38 PM
in six dimensions
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 23, 2010, 06:33:16 PM
less than before
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on August 30, 2010, 03:35:08 PM
we had movies.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 02, 2010, 05:41:28 AM
Approaching 42 pages
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 02, 2010, 06:57:15 PM
of pure stupidity
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 04, 2010, 03:30:09 PM
in three word
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 04, 2010, 06:39:27 PM
story and a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 05, 2010, 08:03:59 AM
giant monster rampaged
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 05, 2010, 08:29:58 PM
across a desert
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 05, 2010, 09:40:56 PM
full of dessert
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 05, 2010, 10:08:09 PM
of chocolate and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 06, 2010, 01:45:37 AM
of 42 pages.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 06, 2010, 02:20:18 AM
The monster looked
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 06, 2010, 05:25:14 AM
like an enormous
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 06, 2010, 03:04:06 PM
map of the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 06, 2010, 09:00:14 PM
outer province of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 08, 2010, 03:10:47 PM
Mongolia, but resembled
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 08, 2010, 08:28:26 PM
an intergalactic kakapo
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 09, 2010, 04:22:05 PM
with orange fur.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 09, 2010, 11:53:19 PM
Yes, fur. And
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 10, 2010, 04:07:39 PM
eyes like large
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 10, 2010, 07:25:35 PM
atoms, ears like
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 10, 2010, 08:05:27 PM
calculators, and toes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 10, 2010, 09:22:44 PM
unlike anything ever
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 15, 2010, 04:24:05 PM
used for recreational
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 15, 2010, 09:43:49 PM
delegation or administration
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 17, 2010, 05:43:50 AM
in Vogon history.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 17, 2010, 06:18:48 PM
Vogon history is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 17, 2010, 09:44:53 PM
the most fun
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 18, 2010, 02:27:55 AM
history in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 18, 2010, 03:06:34 AM
least fun collection
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 18, 2010, 04:51:16 PM
burned during the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 18, 2010, 07:30:04 PM
Roman period of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 18, 2010, 11:36:22 PM
Hawaiian history; furthermore
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 22, 2010, 12:45:06 AM
books about sheep
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 22, 2010, 07:30:58 PM
were counted by
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 25, 2010, 10:13:52 PM
lions who did
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 26, 2010, 12:14:22 AM
nothing all day
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 26, 2010, 01:31:37 PM
and had insomnia
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 26, 2010, 09:17:37 PM
and were vegetarians.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 27, 2010, 05:52:27 PM
Sugar was never
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 29, 2010, 09:26:31 PM
salty or spicy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 30, 2010, 01:36:58 AM
but it always
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 30, 2010, 02:54:31 PM
seemed that way.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 30, 2010, 03:59:56 PM
My muffins tasted
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 30, 2010, 11:27:51 PM
salty and spicy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 01, 2010, 12:51:58 AM
with a hint
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 01, 2010, 06:11:59 PM
of sugar and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 01, 2010, 06:13:41 PM
something not entirely
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 02, 2010, 03:35:57 PM
meant for baking.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 02, 2010, 08:26:46 PM
But you ate
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 03, 2010, 10:16:14 PM
it any way.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 03, 2010, 11:26:05 PM
Good for you.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 03, 2010, 11:44:26 PM
My new cat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 04, 2010, 01:47:40 AM
dose not like
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 04, 2010, 01:53:52 AM
my old cat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 04, 2010, 04:29:58 PM
but he adores
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 04, 2010, 09:44:15 PM
my shipboard computer
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 04, 2010, 11:58:19 PM
because it's friendly.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 05, 2010, 12:56:04 AM
My unfriendly dog
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 05, 2010, 04:33:15 AM
follows Marvin around
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 07, 2010, 02:58:31 AM
like a frivolous
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 07, 2010, 04:37:10 PM
teacup because of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 10, 2010, 10:29:47 PM
a traumatic experience
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 11, 2010, 12:05:01 AM
he had with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 11, 2010, 01:17:32 AM
great enthusiasm and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 17, 2010, 06:37:20 PM
a side salad.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 17, 2010, 10:21:54 PM
Life support systems
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 17, 2010, 10:31:56 PM
kept us mostly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 19, 2010, 10:02:35 PM
smelling like fish
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 20, 2010, 12:06:13 AM
with a dash
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 20, 2010, 02:15:31 AM
for the exit
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 20, 2010, 03:18:01 AM
stage left. I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on October 20, 2010, 03:02:49 PM
stopped to think
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 20, 2010, 03:44:25 PM
about a time
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 20, 2010, 06:50:48 PM
and space.  To
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 20, 2010, 07:22:55 PM
be or not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 20, 2010, 10:27:30 PM
is an irrelevant
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 21, 2010, 12:37:42 AM
space camel who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 21, 2010, 11:50:52 PM
ate my pomegranate
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 22, 2010, 08:45:20 PM
after the midnight
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 23, 2010, 05:51:37 PM
showing of The
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 23, 2010, 09:35:05 PM
, a critically acclaimed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 23, 2010, 09:43:12 PM
musical about aliens.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 24, 2010, 02:14:12 AM
I don't like
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 24, 2010, 02:54:40 AM
musicals about aliens.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 24, 2010, 08:32:43 PM
Not even if
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 24, 2010, 11:45:42 PM
Alan Rickman stars
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 25, 2010, 03:01:58 AM
in it.  We
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 26, 2010, 11:56:41 PM
are not amused
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 27, 2010, 03:20:53 PM
by such silly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 28, 2010, 04:53:06 AM
measurements of porridge
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 28, 2010, 07:31:51 PM
served in such
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 28, 2010, 08:33:30 PM
reprehensible spacecraft from
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 29, 2010, 03:21:17 AM
Alpha Centauri, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 29, 2010, 05:09:48 AM
if garnished with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 29, 2010, 09:28:37 AM
anti-garnishing devices and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 29, 2010, 09:10:06 PM
molybdenum, it tastes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 31, 2010, 08:30:39 PM
almost like food.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 31, 2010, 09:29:16 PM
Our costumes are
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 01, 2010, 01:21:58 AM
asking for candy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 01, 2010, 02:49:25 PM
when you don't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 01, 2010, 11:30:06 PM
want chocolate frogs
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 02, 2010, 12:21:14 AM
or frog chocolates
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 02, 2010, 03:34:18 PM
don't want you.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 04, 2010, 11:22:04 PM
Gag Halfrunt said,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 05, 2010, 08:05:42 PM
"Zaphod's brain is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 06, 2010, 01:32:44 AM
partially composed of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 06, 2010, 08:51:58 PM
impartially disposed pieces
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 06, 2010, 09:17:29 PM
of my cat's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 07, 2010, 02:24:23 PM
brand new hair.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 07, 2010, 11:23:14 PM
That'll be 600,000,000."
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 08, 2010, 12:11:05 AM
I paid him.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 10, 2010, 12:16:07 AM
Then a passing
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 10, 2010, 02:28:46 AM
horse with an
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 10, 2010, 02:07:00 PM
exceptionally long name
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 11, 2010, 12:11:25 AM
said his name
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 13, 2010, 08:58:18 PM
was long forgotton.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 15, 2010, 03:05:36 AM
"Never fear!" said
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 15, 2010, 03:47:08 AM
the electric monk.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 15, 2010, 04:01:56 AM
"I believe that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 15, 2010, 04:16:20 AM
your name's Slimjimbobalexandersnortbreath."
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 18, 2010, 04:29:44 AM
In the meantime,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 19, 2010, 02:38:28 AM
eat some pizza.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 19, 2010, 10:04:33 PM
Ending sentences is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 19, 2010, 11:12:02 PM
good for you.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 22, 2010, 07:54:19 AM
But starting them
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 22, 2010, 03:55:45 PM
is a bad
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 22, 2010, 04:52:02 PM
kettle of frogs.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Nessus on November 26, 2010, 09:13:15 PM
I am back
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 26, 2010, 10:44:37 PM
from the land
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 26, 2010, 10:56:28 PM
of no return.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 26, 2010, 11:05:23 PM
"Welcome back," said
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 29, 2010, 03:15:09 AM
a passing maniac.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 02, 2010, 07:43:28 AM
Sanity is overrated
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 02, 2010, 11:52:15 PM
and overrating is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 03, 2010, 06:45:35 AM
insane, but you
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 03, 2010, 09:13:33 PM
are not the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 04, 2010, 02:42:34 AM
unhealthiest person I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 05, 2010, 04:30:12 PM
have treated for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 05, 2010, 05:34:14 PM
next to nothing.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 11, 2010, 11:59:25 PM
We wandered aimlessly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 12, 2010, 01:51:21 AM
over pink hills
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 12, 2010, 02:14:12 PM
with the most
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 12, 2010, 07:17:01 PM
insane horse in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 13, 2010, 07:51:40 PM
a state of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 13, 2010, 08:46:18 PM
confusion, but we
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 13, 2010, 11:59:07 PM
did not want
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 14, 2010, 12:35:18 AM
our story to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 14, 2010, 07:38:58 PM
boldly split infinitives
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 14, 2010, 10:05:56 PM
when our imaginations
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 15, 2010, 02:03:36 AM
were busy conjuring
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 15, 2010, 04:13:16 AM
in the Zone
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 15, 2010, 04:57:15 AM
of the forever
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 15, 2010, 03:50:05 PM
exploding soap bubbles.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 18, 2010, 10:58:09 PM
Thus, the horse
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 19, 2010, 04:22:23 PM
flew through time
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 19, 2010, 09:53:10 PM
, fell through space,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 19, 2010, 10:09:38 PM
and plopped into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 20, 2010, 04:41:24 AM
my face. I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 20, 2010, 05:08:41 PM
did not know
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 20, 2010, 11:07:04 PM
it would hurt.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 20, 2010, 11:30:21 PM
With care, I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 20, 2010, 11:31:30 PM
removed the horse
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 21, 2010, 02:08:48 AM
from the magic
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 21, 2010, 05:21:17 AM
top hat on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 21, 2010, 09:38:19 PM
my wounded head.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 21, 2010, 10:40:06 PM
I said, "Ouch,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 23, 2010, 12:38:07 AM
I don't like
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 23, 2010, 02:26:52 AM
to share my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 23, 2010, 08:02:27 AM
intuition with such
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 23, 2010, 06:36:24 PM
magical and purple
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 23, 2010, 10:16:30 PM
, orange, and silver
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 23, 2010, 10:53:48 PM
talking cows in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 23, 2010, 11:58:38 PM
elegant evening gowns.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 24, 2010, 12:27:07 AM
They never accept
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 24, 2010, 01:37:20 AM
cash or checks
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 24, 2010, 01:54:05 AM
for their chocolate
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 24, 2010, 03:55:54 PM
delusions of partially
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 24, 2010, 05:53:50 PM
hydrogenated vegetable oil.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 26, 2010, 03:35:27 PM
I collected my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 26, 2010, 11:19:58 PM
paycheck and left
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 27, 2010, 08:41:30 AM
monocle, right sock,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 27, 2010, 03:14:02 PM
and my hat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 27, 2010, 04:02:23 PM
which was now
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 27, 2010, 05:23:09 PM
flat as a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 27, 2010, 09:41:17 PM
hat, and I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 27, 2010, 10:31:43 PM
walked outside. A
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 29, 2010, 01:31:55 AM
red monkey with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 29, 2010, 01:52:46 AM
wings flew by.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 31, 2010, 04:22:48 PM
It stole my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 31, 2010, 06:30:23 PM
flat hat. I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 07, 2011, 01:26:06 PM
pulled out my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 07, 2011, 05:08:29 PM
crossbow and my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 07, 2011, 07:01:15 PM
arrow, and I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 07, 2011, 07:04:39 PM
took aim at
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 07, 2011, 10:38:51 PM
my unconscious mind
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 08, 2011, 12:45:33 AM
but before shooting
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 08, 2011, 06:43:09 PM
I did the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 08, 2011, 09:32:14 PM
laundry, taxes, and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 08, 2011, 09:43:09 PM
mailed a letter
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 09, 2011, 04:22:49 AM
to express my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 09, 2011, 06:20:15 PM
love to the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 10, 2011, 07:20:51 PM
King of the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 10, 2011, 08:42:13 PM
Great Pink Towels.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 17, 2011, 12:17:47 AM
An army of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 17, 2011, 01:14:13 AM
trees sang to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 18, 2011, 12:51:04 AM
the national anthem
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 18, 2011, 01:46:30 AM
of the Ents.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 18, 2011, 07:11:16 AM
Like I said,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 18, 2011, 03:30:25 PM
my arrow hit
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 18, 2011, 07:36:10 PM
but failed to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 18, 2011, 10:41:43 PM
sink into my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 21, 2011, 02:03:03 AM
brain that had
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 21, 2011, 02:46:35 AM
already been eaten
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 22, 2011, 07:39:30 PM
by the monkey.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 22, 2011, 08:07:55 PM
So, that's okay!  ;D
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 22, 2011, 10:36:29 PM
Um... Er... Uh...
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 24, 2011, 02:49:39 AM
I... Uh... Don't...
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 24, 2011, 03:08:57 AM
know... Brainless zombie...
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 24, 2011, 04:26:50 AM
did the weird
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 28, 2011, 04:39:53 PM
dancing thing on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 28, 2011, 10:51:58 PM
a nationally televised
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 29, 2011, 01:28:27 AM
contest for zombies.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 31, 2011, 07:06:50 PM
The zombies did
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on January 31, 2011, 07:10:00 PM
need to eat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 31, 2011, 07:50:07 PM
but didn't need
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 31, 2011, 08:00:52 PM
to sleep. They
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 01, 2011, 07:26:14 AM
drank coffee to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 01, 2011, 04:14:45 PM
look like hoopy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 01, 2011, 09:21:52 PM
Marvin impersonators who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 02, 2011, 12:14:00 AM
frequent starports every
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 02, 2011, 01:11:19 AM
thirty-seven years to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 02, 2011, 02:02:55 AM
go and die.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 02, 2011, 02:14:34 AM
Ford cooked dinner
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 02, 2011, 02:53:42 AM
for the zombies
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 03, 2011, 03:51:09 AM
yesterday. They had
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on February 03, 2011, 05:17:40 AM
pigskin. After going
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 04, 2011, 07:29:57 AM
overboard with the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on February 04, 2011, 03:25:36 PM
motor oil they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 04, 2011, 05:18:52 PM
danced all night.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 04, 2011, 10:33:09 PM
All the frogs
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 05, 2011, 01:22:24 AM
tasted yummy. Space
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 05, 2011, 09:59:23 PM
is the place.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 06, 2011, 09:26:04 PM
Football is the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 09, 2011, 09:57:52 PM
favorite sport of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 09, 2011, 10:09:54 PM
every being on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 10, 2011, 01:46:55 AM
the western spiral
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 10, 2011, 08:09:09 AM
arm of the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 10, 2011, 06:54:39 PM
Norse man from
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 14, 2011, 04:08:58 AM
somewhere other than
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 15, 2011, 01:12:29 AM
Norway.  His mother
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 15, 2011, 06:19:55 AM
and grandmother and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 15, 2011, 07:28:02 PM
a neighbor named
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 15, 2011, 10:43:16 PM
Boby.  They were
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 16, 2011, 03:01:23 AM
without verbs, so
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 16, 2011, 03:41:11 PM
nobody blue and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 17, 2011, 05:45:54 AM
orange was permitted
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on February 17, 2011, 02:27:13 PM
dance with the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 17, 2011, 10:45:44 PM
stars in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 17, 2011, 11:57:15 PM
new galactically syndicated
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 21, 2011, 12:13:35 AM
method of transferring
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 21, 2011, 06:24:10 AM
feet in public.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 22, 2011, 01:28:31 AM
The feet were
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 24, 2011, 08:23:15 AM
rarely found alone
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Jerilynn on February 24, 2011, 11:07:29 AM
but, as always,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 24, 2011, 10:56:07 PM
Jerilynn has returned
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 25, 2011, 04:37:34 AM
with only one
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 25, 2011, 06:03:04 PM
way tickets to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 25, 2011, 07:26:51 PM
the SuperBowl!  Why
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 25, 2011, 07:57:33 PM
does buttered toast
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 27, 2011, 02:50:30 PM
always land on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 27, 2011, 04:39:18 PM
my cat's head?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 27, 2011, 06:51:34 PM
I feel bad
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 27, 2011, 07:45:08 PM
but my cat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 01, 2011, 05:54:01 AM
feels worse.  Maybe
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 01, 2011, 05:58:16 AM
, I dunno.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 01, 2011, 07:48:53 PM
Why must I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 01, 2011, 10:19:19 PM
always forget to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 02, 2011, 08:58:34 PM
put away the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 04, 2011, 04:02:55 AM
the childish things
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 04, 2011, 07:05:12 PM
of my kittenhood?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 04, 2011, 07:47:04 PM
What is a
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Post by: Teatime on March 04, 2011, 07:50:10 PM
flying squirrel doing
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 05, 2011, 03:58:35 AM
at twelve o'clock
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 05, 2011, 03:10:21 PM
PM in the
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 05, 2011, 11:06:43 PM
most profound way
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Post by: Kilman on March 06, 2011, 01:49:24 AM
which reminds me
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Post by: Teatime on March 06, 2011, 02:04:49 AM
of my kittenhood?
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 06, 2011, 03:27:12 AM
I can't do
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Post by: Teatime on March 06, 2011, 09:17:21 PM
much without an
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Post by: Kilman on March 07, 2011, 03:02:15 AM
interpreter who speaks
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Post by: Teatime on March 07, 2011, 04:39:40 PM
fluent Babelfish. Forty-two
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 07, 2011, 10:45:19 PM
is the answer
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Post by: Teatime on March 08, 2011, 12:57:05 AM
to life, the
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Post by: Kilman on March 08, 2011, 01:42:09 PM
multiverse and almost
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Post by: Teatime on March 08, 2011, 04:22:34 PM
anything in the
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 08, 2011, 07:48:30 PM
bear cave.  Batman
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 08, 2011, 08:52:11 PM
is not a
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Post by: Teatime on March 08, 2011, 09:40:10 PM
substandard robot in
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Post by: Kilman on March 10, 2011, 06:09:02 AM
most cultures on
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Post by: Teatime on March 10, 2011, 06:56:49 PM
Jupiter's second moon.
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 11, 2011, 01:40:32 AM
My computer is
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Post by: Teatime on March 11, 2011, 01:42:47 AM
a hoopy frood.
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Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 11, 2011, 10:13:17 PM
The next best
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 11, 2011, 10:29:08 PM
thing in the
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Post by: Teatime on March 11, 2011, 11:49:43 PM
"corrupt-a-wish" thread is
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Post by: Kilman on March 15, 2011, 04:00:17 AM
complete abject failure.
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Post by: Teatime on March 15, 2011, 10:02:02 PM
Tigers almost never
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 16, 2011, 09:34:58 AM
breed with lions
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Post by: Teatime on March 16, 2011, 03:31:21 PM
and have ligers.
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Post by: Kilman on March 17, 2011, 03:43:33 AM
The young Hooloovoo
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Post by: Teatime on March 17, 2011, 03:26:25 PM
found a leprechaun
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 17, 2011, 06:55:41 PM
that was not
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Post by: Teatime on March 17, 2011, 06:59:30 PM
good at math,
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 17, 2011, 08:45:37 PM
English, Spanish, science,
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Post by: Teatime on March 17, 2011, 09:11:23 PM
nor ancient Egyptian.
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 18, 2011, 05:24:54 PM
The leprechaun did
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Post by: Teatime on March 18, 2011, 07:16:27 PM
love social studies.
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Post by: Kilman on March 21, 2011, 05:51:39 AM
Every morning at
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 21, 2011, 06:59:24 PM
no specific time
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Post by: Teatime on March 21, 2011, 07:40:49 PM
Ford awoke from
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Post by: Kilman on March 22, 2011, 03:18:47 AM
a pleasant coma
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Post by: Teatime on March 22, 2011, 04:33:17 AM
in the twilight
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 22, 2011, 05:58:38 PM
books.  The reason
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Post by: Teatime on March 22, 2011, 07:56:35 PM
he wasn't in
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 23, 2011, 02:42:43 AM
Harry Potter was
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Post by: Teatime on March 23, 2011, 02:50:38 AM
because Robert Pattinson
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 23, 2011, 03:35:08 AM
didn't like him.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 23, 2011, 04:17:29 PM
Besides, vampires sparkle
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Post by: Kilman on March 25, 2011, 12:41:00 AM
when burned with
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 25, 2011, 01:28:43 AM
oil and the
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 25, 2011, 02:12:24 AM
perfect garlic substitute
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Post by: Kilman on March 29, 2011, 05:01:19 PM
but they taste
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 29, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
very good.  The
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Post by: Teatime on March 29, 2011, 08:35:11 PM
best time to
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 29, 2011, 09:07:05 PM
do the worst
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Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 29, 2011, 09:38:17 PM
zombie reenactment movie
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Post by: Teatime on March 29, 2011, 10:12:39 PM
is on Tuesday.
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Post by: Kilman on March 31, 2011, 05:32:29 AM
This is because
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 31, 2011, 06:03:22 AM
Thursday is booked
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Post by: Teatime on March 31, 2011, 05:43:36 PM
for world destruction.
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 01, 2011, 06:38:49 PM
We could have
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Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on April 01, 2011, 06:45:02 PM
some brand new
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Post by: Teatime on April 01, 2011, 06:46:04 PM
fried eggs and
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 02, 2011, 02:02:42 AM
frozen roadkill with
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 02, 2011, 03:28:50 PM
cars flying on
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Post by: Teatime on April 03, 2011, 12:03:39 AM
the wind, but
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Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on April 03, 2011, 10:39:57 PM
it was Friday
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Post by: Kilman on April 04, 2011, 03:41:09 AM
before Saturday, so
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Post by: Teatime on April 04, 2011, 02:24:36 PM
we had fish.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 04, 2011, 07:39:30 PM
Fish, interestingly enough,
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Post by: Teatime on April 04, 2011, 08:56:14 PM
read graphic novels.
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Post by: Kilman on April 05, 2011, 01:27:16 AM
But graphic novels
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Post by: Teatime on April 05, 2011, 03:52:11 PM
never feature fish
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 05, 2011, 06:29:33 PM
with red hair.
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Post by: Teatime on April 05, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Superfish has purple
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Post by: Kilman on April 06, 2011, 08:09:25 PM
hair and orange
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Post by: Teatime on April 06, 2011, 11:32:48 PM
spandex tights. He
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 06, 2011, 11:50:16 PM
has no self
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 06, 2011, 11:57:02 PM
help books in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 07, 2011, 06:21:58 AM
his refrigerator but
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 07, 2011, 05:57:46 PM
he has a
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Post by: Teatime on April 07, 2011, 07:08:32 PM
dictionary in his
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 08, 2011, 08:24:11 PM
great aunt's cousin's
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Post by: Kilman on April 11, 2011, 06:26:35 AM
basement freezer.  Usually
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 11, 2011, 06:46:35 PM
the freezer gets
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Post by: Teatime on April 11, 2011, 07:07:27 PM
cleaned only every
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 12, 2011, 01:12:29 AM
day, but today
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Post by: Teatime on April 12, 2011, 02:51:23 AM
is Fraptious Day
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 12, 2011, 06:22:47 PM
so we will
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 13, 2011, 09:36:35 PM
and/or won't
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Post by: Kilman on April 13, 2011, 09:56:37 PM
gyre and gimble
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Post by: Teatime on April 14, 2011, 12:31:47 AM
in the wabe.
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Post by: Kilman on April 17, 2011, 07:11:58 PM
When we are
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 17, 2011, 07:53:09 PM
and/or aren't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 18, 2011, 03:13:07 PM
playing D&D or
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Post by: Teatime on April 18, 2011, 03:16:34 PM
just juggling dice
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 18, 2011, 07:24:05 PM
for the sake
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Post by: Teatime on April 18, 2011, 07:27:27 PM
of looking cool
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 18, 2011, 11:08:36 PM
and looking lame.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 19, 2011, 12:22:23 AM
Skillful vending machines
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Post by: Kilman on April 19, 2011, 09:25:58 AM
fleeced unsuspecting tourists
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 19, 2011, 08:23:49 PM
whilst angrily cooking
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Post by: Teatime on April 19, 2011, 08:35:46 PM
microwavable skunks in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 20, 2011, 02:52:24 PM
blue boxes try
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Post by: Teatime on April 20, 2011, 08:12:06 PM
never to cry.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 28, 2011, 03:13:04 AM
Public opinion indicated
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 28, 2011, 04:10:57 AM
that chocolate rabbits
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 29, 2011, 12:42:44 AM
from the planet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 29, 2011, 12:46:44 AM
Vogon must never
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 30, 2011, 10:05:38 PM
not undo the
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Post by: Teatime on April 30, 2011, 11:10:04 PM
 knots in my
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 01, 2011, 01:19:45 AM
shoe.  My hat
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Post by: Teatime on May 01, 2011, 03:16:12 AM
must sit jauntily
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 02, 2011, 05:04:17 AM
on my second
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Post by: Teatime on May 02, 2011, 02:38:54 PM
handsome head. Sunglasses
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 02, 2011, 06:46:44 PM
will not be
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Post by: Teatime on May 03, 2011, 02:34:57 AM
needed on the
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 03, 2011, 08:00:20 PM
25th of May
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 04, 2011, 06:30:24 PM
because the hat
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Post by: Teatime on May 04, 2011, 07:41:51 PM
works just fine.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 06, 2011, 04:38:05 AM
My first head
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Post by: Teatime on May 06, 2011, 02:58:52 PM
grew from a
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 07, 2011, 03:20:52 AM
banana tree in
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Post by: Teatime on May 07, 2011, 10:40:40 PM
Burger King yesterday.
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Post by: Kilman on May 09, 2011, 09:14:27 PM
A hooloovoo was
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Post by: Teatime on May 10, 2011, 12:49:04 AM
busy being blue
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 10, 2011, 01:34:58 AM
whilst an Oovoolooh
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 10, 2011, 01:35:30 AM
was not busy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 10, 2011, 02:23:15 AM
due to its
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 10, 2011, 04:36:30 PM
absolute non-blueness, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 10, 2011, 08:06:47 PM
it was still
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 10, 2011, 09:20:45 PM
very red.  My
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 10, 2011, 10:12:30 PM
catapult flung forty-two
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Post by: Kilman on May 11, 2011, 12:36:08 AM
banana peels at
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Post by: Teatime on May 11, 2011, 01:23:04 AM
the moon and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 11, 2011, 03:45:11 AM
recoiled into my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 11, 2011, 06:13:59 PM
secret tub of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 11, 2011, 07:31:56 PM
self-loathing and shame
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 12, 2011, 01:18:37 AM
but the last
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 12, 2011, 02:11:32 AM
iota of the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 12, 2011, 05:38:26 PM
banana peel residue
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: FallingWhale on May 12, 2011, 08:13:18 PM
began to speak
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 12, 2011, 08:17:04 PM
in tongues about
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 12, 2011, 08:50:58 PM
why the world
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 13, 2011, 12:01:32 AM
is not round.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 14, 2011, 03:14:32 PM
Babbling bananas are
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 14, 2011, 06:33:46 PM
not babbling or
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 14, 2011, 06:55:49 PM
writing short stories
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 14, 2011, 08:31:08 PM
because of the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 14, 2011, 09:28:05 PM
thunderstorms and overall
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 15, 2011, 09:28:19 PM
lack of adequate
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 15, 2011, 09:54:34 PM
rubber ducks and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 16, 2011, 12:25:58 AM
inadequate rubber ducks.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 16, 2011, 05:55:22 PM
Why the real
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 16, 2011, 10:40:53 PM
sock monkey swings
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 17, 2011, 06:03:30 AM
recklessly from the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 17, 2011, 02:23:19 PM
robot behind the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 17, 2011, 06:08:33 PM
cabinet in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 17, 2011, 10:36:24 PM
bathtub is a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 17, 2011, 10:41:16 PM
mystery to me.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 18, 2011, 09:21:56 PM
All things yellow
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 18, 2011, 10:12:32 PM
in the snow
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Post by: Kilman on May 20, 2011, 12:00:35 AM
are nutritious and
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 20, 2011, 07:09:31 PM
have forty-two blue
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 20, 2011, 07:21:16 PM
alternative approaches to
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 21, 2011, 05:03:20 PM
alternative rock music.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 21, 2011, 08:05:25 PM
The end of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 21, 2011, 11:32:04 PM
the world is
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Post by: Teatime on May 21, 2011, 11:47:13 PM
apparently not today.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 23, 2011, 04:27:54 PM
It was postponed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 23, 2011, 07:07:05 PM
to the next
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 23, 2011, 07:46:14 PM
World Turtle Day.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 24, 2011, 01:46:54 AM
Turtles will be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 24, 2011, 03:32:55 AM
put into rockets
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 24, 2011, 03:45:59 AM
and taken out
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 24, 2011, 03:50:15 AM
after Armageddon is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 24, 2011, 03:58:20 AM
over and Towel
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 24, 2011, 03:21:27 PM
Day will be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 24, 2011, 03:53:34 PM
the hoopiest day
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 24, 2011, 06:04:21 PM
that turtles will
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 24, 2011, 06:25:54 PM
never forget.  I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 24, 2011, 06:32:12 PM
sewed a towel
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 24, 2011, 08:13:24 PM
to a megaphone
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 24, 2011, 08:21:46 PM
because it looked
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 24, 2011, 08:24:03 PM
like a small
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 24, 2011, 08:49:08 PM
squirrel with a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 24, 2011, 09:07:56 PM
big mouth.  Later
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 24, 2011, 09:16:43 PM
I ate crackers
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 24, 2011, 09:33:03 PM
and crackers ate
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 24, 2011, 09:34:34 PM
my stomach lining.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 24, 2011, 09:39:51 PM
My ulcer felt
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 24, 2011, 10:29:58 PM
very green and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2011, 02:35:51 AM
sounded like purple.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2011, 02:55:48 AM
Life, the universe
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: FallingWhale on May 25, 2011, 05:11:50 AM
anymore. However, other
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2011, 12:23:09 PM
dimensions have universes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2011, 02:54:15 PM
and green towels.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2011, 04:00:56 PM
Towel Day is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2011, 04:02:37 PM
my cup of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2011, 04:06:59 PM
lint, but tea
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2011, 04:17:56 PM
refreshes my very
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 25, 2011, 06:19:43 PM
towel.  I like
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2011, 10:27:22 PM
coffee and cupcakes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2011, 10:32:20 PM
served with a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2011, 10:54:43 PM
side of fried
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 25, 2011, 11:17:46 PM
coffee and cupcakes.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 26, 2011, 01:11:20 AM
Why do I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 26, 2011, 01:29:46 AM
drink pan galactic
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 26, 2011, 02:28:27 AM
Gargle Blasters when
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 26, 2011, 03:54:06 AM
I can always
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 26, 2011, 03:57:18 AM
hit myself with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 26, 2011, 04:29:50 AM
a slice of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on May 26, 2011, 04:35:42 AM
lemon. For now
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 26, 2011, 07:48:06 PM
I will be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 26, 2011, 08:02:32 PM
watching Doctor Who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: FallingWhale on May 26, 2011, 11:33:02 PM
for tips on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 26, 2011, 11:43:53 PM
time traveling with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on May 27, 2011, 12:01:18 AM
the Docter. And
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 27, 2011, 02:49:37 AM
shoving babel fish
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 27, 2011, 03:23:47 AM
off a cliff.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 27, 2011, 03:42:17 AM
I hate shoving
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 27, 2011, 03:42:58 AM
goldfish crackers into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 27, 2011, 03:40:38 PM
my ears because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 27, 2011, 04:46:43 PM
they are not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 27, 2011, 05:11:18 PM
useful translators, however
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 28, 2011, 04:39:25 PM
if my ear
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 28, 2011, 05:13:31 PM
would like to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 28, 2011, 08:46:34 PM
taste hot salsa
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 29, 2011, 08:59:48 PM
then I would
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 03, 2011, 05:45:04 AM
eat more gum.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 03, 2011, 06:21:20 PM
The champion of
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 03, 2011, 11:18:54 PM
eating gum is
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Post by: Teatime on June 04, 2011, 04:20:40 AM
minty fresh and
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Post by: Kilman on June 07, 2011, 12:19:06 AM
bathes frequently in
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Post by: Teatime on June 07, 2011, 12:25:26 AM
red pasta sauce.
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 07, 2011, 02:55:24 PM
I don't want
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Post by: Kilman on June 07, 2011, 04:20:31 PM
food in my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 07, 2011, 05:26:44 PM
latest multi-use sub-lunar
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 07, 2011, 07:34:15 PM
anti-hyphenation energy-field generator
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 09, 2011, 04:39:04 PM
with the chess
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Post by: Teatime on June 09, 2011, 05:19:01 PM
playing robot inside.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 10, 2011, 09:14:42 PM
Food causes it
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Post by: Teatime on June 22, 2011, 07:31:17 PM
to spew SPAM
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 24, 2011, 03:07:16 PM
onto our site.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on June 24, 2011, 09:17:14 PM
Testing time stamps
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Post by: Kilman on June 24, 2011, 09:23:43 PM
to see something
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Post by: Teatime on June 24, 2011, 10:57:31 PM
nobody else sees
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 25, 2011, 07:36:40 PM
or hears or
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Post by: Teatime on June 25, 2011, 10:46:16 PM
smells is enjoyable.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: FallingWhale on June 26, 2011, 03:45:05 AM
Now even though
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Post by: Teatime on June 26, 2011, 05:57:05 PM
Falling Whale has
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 26, 2011, 08:07:30 PM
fallen and whalen
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Post by: Kilman on June 26, 2011, 08:49:17 PM
the insurance company
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 26, 2011, 09:36:48 PM
won't pay her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 27, 2011, 03:37:56 AM
enough money to
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Post by: FallingWhale on June 27, 2011, 04:04:20 AM
buy her next
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 27, 2011, 10:26:32 PM
digital watch or
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 28, 2011, 04:56:14 AM
non-digital blindfold from
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Post by: Kilman on June 28, 2011, 08:16:32 PM
Neat Ideas Inc.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 28, 2011, 09:22:10 PM
(E/e)nd of sentence?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 28, 2011, 10:06:01 PM
I prefer the
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Post by: FallingWhale on June 29, 2011, 02:01:38 AM
theory that states
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 29, 2011, 03:12:30 PM
observation affects the
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 29, 2011, 03:38:45 PM
world in it's
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Post by: Teatime on June 29, 2011, 04:02:58 PM
Schrodinger's cat box
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Post by: FallingWhale on June 30, 2011, 03:56:55 AM
because it's clear
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 30, 2011, 09:13:14 PM
and foggy when
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Post by: Teatime on June 30, 2011, 11:45:07 PM
The Great Oracle
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 01, 2011, 03:20:30 AM
Lewot elucidates quantum
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 01, 2011, 04:36:53 PM
physics in it's
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Post by: Teatime on July 01, 2011, 04:39:11 PM
wild and witty
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 01, 2011, 06:59:18 PM
and totally incorrect
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 01, 2011, 07:53:58 PM
mayhem. Long sentences
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: FallingWhale on July 02, 2011, 04:19:56 AM
tend to create
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 02, 2011, 03:37:00 PM
an insane area.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 02, 2011, 09:11:19 PM
Insane writers write
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Post by: Teatime on July 02, 2011, 09:40:46 PM
vanilla flavored stories
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Post by: FallingWhale on July 04, 2011, 07:54:48 AM
even though they
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 04, 2011, 03:40:37 PM
don't want to.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 04, 2011, 07:15:08 PM
Fireworks taste like
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Post by: Kilman on July 05, 2011, 12:28:26 PM
Lionel Messi's feet.
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Post by: Teatime on July 05, 2011, 04:35:04 PM
Organic goldfish and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 05, 2011, 07:43:12 PM
robotic mold dish
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 06, 2011, 07:52:43 PM
are like the
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Post by: Teatime on July 06, 2011, 08:05:47 PM
poems in my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 07, 2011, 07:59:20 PM
head where my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 07, 2011, 08:37:34 PM
towel should be.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: FallingWhale on July 08, 2011, 06:30:02 AM
This story is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 08, 2011, 07:23:33 AM
almost, but not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 08, 2011, 04:08:09 PM
frogs with the
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Post by: Kilman on July 08, 2011, 04:40:03 PM
small delicate toenails
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 08, 2011, 06:57:51 PM
of a superimposed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 08, 2011, 10:16:49 PM
flying unicorn kitten.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 09, 2011, 03:07:47 PM
The world is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 09, 2011, 03:59:38 PM
flat and flying
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 09, 2011, 08:46:11 PM
toward a round
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Post by: Kilman on July 09, 2011, 10:29:50 PM
amusement park with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 10, 2011, 12:58:44 AM
conical edges and
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Post by: FallingWhale on July 10, 2011, 07:51:24 AM
bright blue fluffy
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Post by: Teatime on July 10, 2011, 10:15:24 PM
apples, but it
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 11, 2011, 03:24:01 AM
does not have
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Post by: FallingWhale on July 11, 2011, 05:17:14 AM
any resemblance to
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 11, 2011, 03:55:55 PM
Life, the Universe
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Post by: Teatime on July 11, 2011, 11:15:38 PM
and Elmer's glue.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 12, 2011, 06:23:12 AM
It's rhyme time.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 12, 2011, 03:04:49 PM
Flip a dime
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 13, 2011, 02:28:45 AM
in your prime
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 13, 2011, 06:49:07 AM
at the crime
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Post by: FallingWhale on July 13, 2011, 07:06:06 AM
of a mime
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 13, 2011, 03:19:11 PM
with a lime.
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 13, 2011, 05:52:12 PM
USA won the
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 13, 2011, 08:13:29 PM
American Revolution, but
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 14, 2011, 01:20:46 AM
also the World
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Post by: Kilman on July 16, 2011, 12:31:44 AM
Cup of women's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 16, 2011, 12:56:35 AM
fashion. Harry Potter
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 16, 2011, 03:34:30 PM
and the Deathly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 16, 2011, 05:37:19 PM
Hollow Chocolate Rabbits
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Post by: Kilman on July 19, 2011, 02:55:18 PM
tells the story
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 19, 2011, 03:19:50 PM
of space shuttles
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 19, 2011, 04:18:43 PM
not flying into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 19, 2011, 05:43:59 PM
Voldemort's left ear.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 19, 2011, 08:53:15 PM
You know who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 19, 2011, 08:58:11 PM
and Zaphod stole
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 19, 2011, 10:29:24 PM
the starship Heart
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 19, 2011, 11:18:16 PM
Attack after eating
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 19, 2011, 11:50:42 PM
too much bacon
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 20, 2011, 04:31:21 AM
and pie with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 22, 2011, 09:57:11 PM
half-italicized phrases and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 22, 2011, 11:35:48 PM
an overabundance of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 23, 2011, 12:17:50 AM
post replies on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 27, 2011, 06:30:05 AM
some other forum.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 27, 2011, 02:32:08 PM
Magical cell phones
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Post by: FallingWhale on July 29, 2011, 06:21:51 AM
have ring tones
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 29, 2011, 04:26:09 PM
that may cause
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 29, 2011, 05:39:29 PM
improbable events to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 31, 2011, 07:42:14 PM
increase in probability
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: FallingWhale on August 01, 2011, 06:49:31 PM
and drop calls.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 01, 2011, 06:56:02 PM
Killer rabbit slippers
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 02, 2011, 01:28:12 AM
guard the entrance
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 03, 2011, 09:08:00 PM
to the bedroom
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 03, 2011, 09:54:09 PM
of Ford Prefect.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 04, 2011, 02:57:34 AM
They bark at
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 04, 2011, 03:39:42 AM
cats and wolves
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 04, 2011, 03:55:13 PM
and Vogons, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 04, 2011, 07:44:31 PM
not at Jatravartids
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Post by: Teatime on August 04, 2011, 08:03:14 PM
nor at Dentrassis
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 07, 2011, 03:30:29 AM
with purple trees.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 07, 2011, 09:09:04 PM
Incidentally, purple trees
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 08, 2011, 01:39:59 AM
are the primary
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 08, 2011, 03:31:58 AM
source of blue
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 08, 2011, 04:36:44 PM
due to the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 08, 2011, 07:08:39 PM
orangish principle of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 08, 2011, 08:25:12 PM
Thursdays.  My pet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 08, 2011, 09:59:03 PM
eats large quantities
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 09, 2011, 05:00:48 AM
of blue people.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 09, 2011, 02:53:11 PM
Smurfs flee from
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 09, 2011, 04:03:11 PM
my pet’s ravenous
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 12, 2011, 08:46:15 PM
second cousin's friend
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 12, 2011, 09:53:20 PM
who is a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 13, 2011, 04:45:33 AM
dad to the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: FallingWhale on August 13, 2011, 05:35:15 AM
first ever known
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 14, 2011, 05:41:48 PM
podcast personality who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 15, 2011, 02:07:17 AM
has not been
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: FallingWhale on August 15, 2011, 03:54:29 PM
heard from lately.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 16, 2011, 01:29:24 AM
Podcasting can be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 16, 2011, 08:22:44 PM
the worst ever
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 17, 2011, 10:10:51 AM
method of being
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 20, 2011, 09:55:12 PM
fried in butter.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 21, 2011, 11:06:55 PM
The second worst
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 22, 2011, 04:26:28 AM
spammer in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 22, 2011, 05:34:50 PM
internet world is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 23, 2011, 02:59:00 AM
not related to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 23, 2011, 05:32:46 AM
a locksmith in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 23, 2011, 06:08:20 AM
terrible trouble for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 23, 2011, 05:30:43 PM
fighting the president
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 23, 2011, 05:35:55 PM
at a football
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 24, 2011, 05:42:36 PM
eating contest.  Electronic
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 24, 2011, 07:44:30 PM
footballs, of course,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 24, 2011, 10:51:07 PM
taste better than
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 25, 2011, 12:13:12 AM
real pie with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 25, 2011, 02:47:29 AM
unreal filling and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 25, 2011, 04:02:47 AM
artificial football flavoring.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 25, 2011, 06:08:58 AM
Who made the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 25, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
world so round?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 25, 2011, 06:20:16 PM
It's generally accepted
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 29, 2011, 11:35:43 PM
that Slartibartfast wanted
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 30, 2011, 02:00:05 AM
Norway to be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 30, 2011, 05:22:21 AM
far more crinkly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 30, 2011, 03:03:20 PM
and the world
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 30, 2011, 04:01:43 PM
star shaped, however
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 01, 2011, 05:52:48 AM
the three blind
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 01, 2011, 06:48:36 AM
exterior decorators from
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 03, 2011, 02:42:06 AM
California landed on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 03, 2011, 03:58:08 AM
the moon to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 05, 2011, 10:10:32 PM
gather cheese for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 06, 2011, 12:59:50 AM
landscaping projects in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 07, 2011, 07:43:19 PM
countries where they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 07, 2011, 09:18:38 PM
don't eat cheese.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 07, 2011, 10:21:00 PM
Mandatory cheese cutting
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 12, 2011, 06:51:08 PM
is not mandatory
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 12, 2011, 10:11:22 PM
if you are
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 13, 2011, 02:02:29 AM
eating organic foods
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 13, 2011, 06:04:05 PM
the the reptiles
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 13, 2011, 06:40:30 PM
of the genus
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 14, 2011, 03:27:45 PM
definite article doublensis
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 14, 2011, 03:30:34 PM
on the planet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 14, 2011, 05:52:03 PM
The.  Why did
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 14, 2011, 07:48:20 PM
nobody ever tell
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 14, 2011, 11:09:27 PM
that planet to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 15, 2011, 10:32:43 PM
stay there and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 15, 2011, 10:41:13 PM
be quiet? It
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 21, 2011, 06:13:07 AM
lacked the proper
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 22, 2011, 05:03:52 AM
pronunciation of "Illinois"
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 22, 2011, 08:00:52 PM
and never gave
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 25, 2011, 10:27:55 PM
the Earth any
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 25, 2011, 11:45:09 PM
orange sugar coated
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 26, 2011, 12:12:32 AM
bad news about
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 26, 2011, 06:08:22 PM
how we don't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 26, 2011, 10:34:04 PM
know about koalas.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 02, 2011, 08:58:22 AM
Aye aye, captain;
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 02, 2011, 04:52:36 PM
said the lemur
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 02, 2011, 06:09:56 PM
to Sponge Bob
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 03, 2011, 08:00:14 PM
whilst going through
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 04, 2011, 02:33:43 AM
very hard rain.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 04, 2011, 03:31:32 AM
My great aunt's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 04, 2011, 08:20:49 PM
aye aye climbs
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 04, 2011, 09:14:17 PM
the tree of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 04, 2011, 11:09:48 PM
particular interest to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on October 07, 2011, 10:29:15 PM
get some more
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 07, 2011, 11:09:21 PM
yummy towel fruit.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 08, 2011, 05:18:50 PM
The blue and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 08, 2011, 08:43:42 PM
the Hooloovoo-colored gnomes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 08, 2011, 10:30:02 PM
flew through blue
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 08, 2011, 10:51:15 PM
and pink grass.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 09, 2011, 09:04:24 AM
How? Well, they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 09, 2011, 03:34:25 PM
grew yellow wings.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 10, 2011, 06:43:25 AM
Usually, gnomes don't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 10, 2011, 04:01:03 PM
have blue wings.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 10, 2011, 07:50:57 PM
Most have green.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 17, 2011, 08:42:55 PM
The albatross has
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 17, 2011, 10:21:05 PM
a smaller albatross
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 17, 2011, 10:52:09 PM
around his neck.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 19, 2011, 11:47:48 PM
This is bad
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 20, 2011, 02:57:15 PM
for the entire
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 20, 2011, 07:08:11 PM
circle of life
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 20, 2011, 10:00:43 PM
and Simba too.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 22, 2011, 08:00:37 PM
I can't help
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 24, 2011, 01:56:13 AM
but shoot albatross
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 24, 2011, 04:19:32 AM
out of cannons
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 24, 2011, 02:01:42 PM
at Vogon ships
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 26, 2011, 09:04:00 PM
that are due
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 27, 2011, 04:12:56 AM
to demolish the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 27, 2011, 05:34:35 AM
fundamental concept of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 27, 2011, 04:31:08 PM
Halloween in America
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 28, 2011, 03:17:59 AM
which is completely
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 28, 2011, 05:14:29 AM
incomplete and, frankly,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 28, 2011, 03:22:39 PM
imperfect without zombies.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 29, 2011, 03:03:12 PM
We have to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 31, 2011, 10:00:40 PM
pass out candy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 01, 2011, 03:45:13 PM
to diabetic Dentrassis
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 01, 2011, 04:13:24 PM
who don't like
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 01, 2011, 04:21:19 PM
birthday cake or
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 01, 2011, 05:58:28 PM
wedding cake
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 01, 2011, 10:20:44 PM
without three words.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 01, 2011, 11:02:34 PM
Because three syllables
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 02, 2011, 06:24:37 PM
only apply to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 02, 2011, 08:14:25 PM
everyone but Lewot.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 02, 2011, 11:43:57 PM
Corn candy and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on November 04, 2011, 12:20:02 AM
large frog skins
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 04, 2011, 01:52:10 AM
have a very
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 04, 2011, 02:22:06 AM
creamy center, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 04, 2011, 04:08:40 AM
applying heat causes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 05, 2011, 07:57:15 PM
them to write
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 05, 2011, 09:16:31 PM
filibuster speeches for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 06, 2011, 01:12:33 AM
James Bond.  I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 06, 2011, 01:55:42 AM
am full of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 06, 2011, 09:08:49 PM
emptiness and I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 06, 2011, 09:21:11 PM
write purple poetry
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 06, 2011, 09:58:26 PM
that sounds as
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 07, 2011, 08:29:52 PM
prehistoric as it
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 07, 2011, 08:33:11 PM
should. Each quiet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 08, 2011, 07:23:58 PM
mustard seed would
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 08, 2011, 07:53:58 PM
speak loudly if
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 08, 2011, 09:05:23 PM
it wasn't wedged
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 09, 2011, 02:57:00 AM
in a subjunctive
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 09, 2011, 07:27:59 PM
math book with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 14, 2011, 05:58:40 AM
Slartibartfast and Ford
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 14, 2011, 09:01:21 PM
sidling up to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 14, 2011, 09:35:37 PM
Harry Potter. Digital
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 14, 2011, 11:52:29 PM
books do not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 15, 2011, 01:10:54 AM
have worthy papers
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 15, 2011, 04:11:41 AM
but their buttons
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 15, 2011, 06:33:17 PM
almost feel like
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 15, 2011, 07:07:55 PM
red glowing trees
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 15, 2011, 08:59:06 PM
burning my fingers.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 17, 2011, 02:50:03 AM
I often have
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 19, 2011, 11:06:48 PM
random cats asking
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 20, 2011, 11:48:01 PM
why I ever
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 21, 2011, 06:05:38 AM
take off my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 21, 2011, 05:05:34 PM
purple bowler hat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 21, 2011, 07:07:15 PM
that makes me
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 21, 2011, 09:02:13 PM
look careless and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 23, 2011, 06:22:47 PM
much taller than
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 23, 2011, 09:38:15 PM
the shortest of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 24, 2011, 12:55:59 AM
stories written by
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 24, 2011, 02:14:24 AM
someone who isn't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 24, 2011, 07:48:35 AM
disinclined not to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 24, 2011, 08:13:26 PM
compose fairy tales
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 25, 2011, 07:01:16 AM
about angry rodents.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 25, 2011, 06:03:31 PM
People who have
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 25, 2011, 06:30:45 PM
broken refrigerators shouldn't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 27, 2011, 04:44:02 PM
host Thanksgiving meals.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 28, 2011, 07:42:22 PM
But we get
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 28, 2011, 07:49:30 PM
leftover turkey for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 29, 2011, 05:18:56 AM
leaving it over
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 29, 2011, 06:50:44 PM
on the left
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 29, 2011, 07:28:55 PM
side of the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 29, 2011, 07:51:36 PM
science festival to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 29, 2011, 08:32:09 PM
understand the principles
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 04, 2011, 01:10:00 AM
of towel dynamics.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 04, 2011, 06:17:59 PM
Why can't I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 04, 2011, 07:09:36 PM
understand the principles
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 05, 2011, 02:14:44 AM
magnetospheric plasma propulsion?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 05, 2011, 07:29:03 PM
I can't tell
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 05, 2011, 07:56:09 PM
if you're serious
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 06, 2011, 03:40:53 AM
so I'll assume
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 06, 2011, 07:38:53 PM
that we all
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 06, 2011, 07:42:24 PM
are silly, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 06, 2011, 07:56:47 PM
not so silly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 06, 2011, 10:10:26 PM
when it comes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 06, 2011, 11:20:04 PM
to writing stories.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 07, 2011, 07:16:36 PM
We all have
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 09, 2011, 01:55:00 AM
unfinished stories to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 09, 2011, 02:46:29 AM
publish in random
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 09, 2011, 07:40:54 PM
universes that have
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 09, 2011, 11:42:50 PM
editors that will
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 11, 2011, 06:51:06 PM
print anything containing
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 11, 2011, 10:47:13 PM
words that begin
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 12, 2011, 01:57:16 AM
to spread joy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 12, 2011, 08:46:19 PM
and take away
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 13, 2011, 07:56:37 PM
small pieces of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 14, 2011, 01:16:03 AM
joy. Such editors
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 14, 2011, 03:56:12 PM
scare my cat.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 16, 2011, 03:25:09 AM
I hate cats
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 16, 2011, 09:24:43 PM
that are lovable
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 16, 2011, 10:38:28 PM
because they shed
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 17, 2011, 01:46:52 AM
a lot of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 17, 2011, 02:05:46 AM
love/hate relationships
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 17, 2011, 04:58:33 AM
on the furnature.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 18, 2011, 06:07:46 PM
Horrible cats can
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 20, 2011, 07:01:09 AM
have hideous mutations
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 20, 2011, 05:12:19 PM
causing wings to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 20, 2011, 07:10:26 PM
take dream and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 20, 2011, 10:09:33 PM
have a party.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 20, 2011, 11:03:21 PM
Hitchhiker Christmas trees
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 23, 2011, 12:26:40 AM
should have forty-two
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 23, 2011, 03:46:11 PM
layers on them
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 23, 2011, 04:37:45 PM
but they're difficult
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 23, 2011, 07:50:04 PM
to domesticate because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 24, 2011, 04:51:29 AM
Kilman made it
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 24, 2011, 06:00:09 PM
nearly impossible to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 28, 2011, 03:34:02 AM
complete.  But after
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 28, 2011, 05:02:56 AM
it's done, we
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 28, 2011, 07:35:38 AM
and some gorillas
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 30, 2011, 01:49:42 AM
will eat cookies.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 30, 2011, 05:15:34 PM
I had a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 01, 2012, 07:35:52 PM
box of chocolates
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 02, 2012, 11:10:17 PM
but did not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 09, 2012, 07:25:41 PM
have a TARDIS
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 09, 2012, 09:21:33 PM
because the Doctor
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 12, 2012, 09:26:09 PM
is out. The
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 13, 2012, 04:53:02 AM
Daleks are in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 13, 2012, 10:05:27 PM
London and we
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 14, 2012, 01:02:02 AM
fear that they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 16, 2012, 05:27:50 PM
will fear us
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 18, 2012, 06:11:06 PM
if we use
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 18, 2012, 10:12:09 PM
sonic screwdrivers to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 18, 2012, 11:42:08 PM
melt their world.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 24, 2012, 12:28:02 AM
It is done.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 28, 2012, 02:42:02 PM
Will time ever
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 28, 2012, 07:47:59 PM
be relevant to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 28, 2012, 08:11:23 PM
pocket watch owners?
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 29, 2012, 01:34:24 AM
I may have
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 29, 2012, 05:48:38 PM
forty-two pocket watches
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 29, 2012, 06:25:46 PM
fewer than you
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 30, 2012, 07:27:50 PM
but I know
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 30, 2012, 08:19:51 PM
what time to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 31, 2012, 02:06:10 PM
cast away stones
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on January 31, 2012, 07:16:05 PM
in order to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 31, 2012, 09:14:44 PM
gather no moss.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 02, 2012, 04:28:21 AM
Prejudice against moss
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 02, 2012, 10:16:48 PM
may please lichens
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 03, 2012, 05:37:32 AM
but not liverworts.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 03, 2012, 06:41:25 PM
Lichens fear reindeer
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 03, 2012, 11:36:00 PM
only when they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 04, 2012, 12:12:37 AM
live on the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 09, 2012, 06:08:01 PM
surface of a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 09, 2012, 06:54:28 PM
tundra on Mars.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 09, 2012, 07:02:26 PM
When marshmallows eat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 09, 2012, 09:12:49 PM
100 pages of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 09, 2012, 10:39:07 PM
fluffy meaningless prose
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 10, 2012, 12:02:08 AM
they choke on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 10, 2012, 07:26:45 PM
the words they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 10, 2012, 07:35:03 PM
can't understand. When
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 10, 2012, 09:51:34 PM
the marshmallows die
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 10, 2012, 11:18:23 PM
in ancient Antarctic
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 12, 2012, 05:29:32 AM
Polar bear will
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 12, 2012, 03:12:04 PM
they speak.  Confused
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 12, 2012, 06:00:31 PM
people who post
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 12, 2012, 07:12:56 PM
incorrect tenses and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 13, 2012, 05:12:56 PM
sound like Yoda
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 13, 2012, 06:54:32 PM
will never ever
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 14, 2012, 07:56:56 PM
celebrate Valentine's Day.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 15, 2012, 08:02:06 PM
Dating is difficult
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 15, 2012, 10:21:24 PM
because the calendar
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 15, 2012, 11:54:39 PM
will always change
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 16, 2012, 12:57:21 AM
your birthday to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 16, 2012, 08:46:09 PM
the fourth day
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 17, 2012, 12:07:18 AM
after Towel Day.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 18, 2012, 04:01:21 PM
This causes a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 18, 2012, 06:49:21 PM
technical breakdown with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 18, 2012, 07:04:07 PM
restaurant reservations and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 19, 2012, 04:42:00 PM
alphabetical problems concerning
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 26, 2012, 09:07:56 PM
online dating services.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 27, 2012, 03:51:31 PM
The author of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 27, 2012, 07:26:16 PM
"How to Eat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 27, 2012, 08:11:45 PM
" died of starvation
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 27, 2012, 08:19:58 PM
after losing her
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 28, 2012, 04:31:03 PM
sense of smell.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 29, 2012, 04:59:38 PM
Fans held a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 29, 2012, 05:02:15 PM
memorial banquet on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 29, 2012, 07:13:36 PM
Tuesday with the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 07, 2012, 09:04:00 PM
main course consisting
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 07, 2012, 09:35:12 PM
of babel fish
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 08, 2012, 07:07:07 PM
that are still
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 08, 2012, 07:11:25 PM
translating Vogon poetry
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 08, 2012, 09:13:04 PM
into side dishes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 09, 2012, 10:46:55 PM
for Vogons who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 09, 2012, 11:46:12 PM
love sonnets and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 10, 2012, 03:56:01 AM
don't love Frogs.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 11, 2012, 05:47:08 AM
Indigestion was a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 11, 2012, 06:43:59 PM
problem for those
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 11, 2012, 11:45:00 PM
with very few
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 12, 2012, 01:04:19 AM
spoons or forks.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 15, 2012, 06:30:16 PM
A spork with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 15, 2012, 07:07:36 PM
indigestion can be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 15, 2012, 09:13:14 PM
great fun for
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 16, 2012, 02:18:55 PM
Gastroenterologists looking to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 17, 2012, 12:03:44 AM
look into your
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 17, 2012, 12:41:42 AM
magic top hat
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 17, 2012, 05:16:00 PM
for the bunny
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 20, 2012, 06:58:43 AM
eating too much
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 20, 2012, 03:21:57 PM
marshmallow peeps pie.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 20, 2012, 07:04:52 PM
Easter was soon
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on March 28, 2012, 03:16:21 AM
celebrated by three
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 29, 2012, 08:29:29 PM
people in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 03, 2012, 01:45:19 AM
past, but one
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 03, 2012, 02:05:42 AM
lost his TARDIS
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 03, 2012, 05:21:03 PM
so he had
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 03, 2012, 08:55:21 PM
a riotous party
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 03, 2012, 11:59:16 PM
in the future
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 04, 2012, 01:01:29 AM
with his best
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 04, 2012, 02:44:05 AM
backup time machine.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 04, 2012, 02:48:07 AM
Chocolate Easter dragons
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 05, 2012, 05:20:13 PM
named R.O.B.D.U.E.D have
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 05, 2012, 07:06:20 PM
never existed and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 05, 2012, 07:48:48 PM
never will if
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 05, 2012, 07:54:58 PM
wrinkles in time
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 06, 2012, 04:22:20 PM
keep coming to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 10, 2012, 02:27:44 AM
America on ships.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 13, 2012, 03:39:23 PM
Dock workers who
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on April 13, 2012, 04:08:04 PM
don't like ducks
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 13, 2012, 11:44:02 PM
because they quack
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 17, 2012, 04:34:32 AM
like to shoot
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on April 17, 2012, 08:16:07 PM
alien pelicans and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 04, 2012, 08:36:55 AM
eat them with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 04, 2012, 03:30:12 PM
fish and peanuts.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 23, 2012, 11:35:05 PM
It gets lonely
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 24, 2012, 02:50:12 PM
walking by the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 24, 2012, 06:25:57 PM
empty book store
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2012, 02:12:30 AM
without a bonobo
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2012, 02:10:18 PM
in the Congo
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 25, 2012, 08:23:13 PM
wearing a bongo
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2012, 09:08:31 PM
dancing the fandango
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2012, 10:15:19 PM
eating a mango
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 25, 2012, 10:48:12 PM
all without commas.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 26, 2012, 03:17:13 PM
Commas are often
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 26, 2012, 09:17:23 PM
replaced by dashes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 28, 2012, 12:57:16 AM
which, in turn,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 28, 2012, 04:11:54 AM
are replaced by
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 29, 2012, 01:00:47 AM
cheap migrant workers
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 29, 2012, 02:02:31 AM
from the planet
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 29, 2012, 03:21:36 AM
next to the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 29, 2012, 02:24:11 PM
fork on the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on May 29, 2012, 04:00:11 PM
highway of life.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 30, 2012, 06:20:44 AM
Good table manners
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on June 02, 2012, 05:51:21 PM
have a new
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 02, 2012, 06:18:13 PM
idea for the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 02, 2012, 10:17:40 PM
three word story
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on June 04, 2012, 12:57:53 AM
that can do
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 04, 2012, 03:03:52 AM
wonders for your
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 04, 2012, 03:06:33 AM
reputation, but it
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on June 04, 2012, 03:32:22 AM
doesn't like to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 04, 2012, 03:50:18 PM
play the hard
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 04, 2012, 04:54:29 PM
and fast game
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on June 04, 2012, 04:56:37 PM
of something awesome
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 10, 2012, 03:38:00 PM
in space, because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 10, 2012, 11:48:48 PM
it becomes nonsensical.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 17, 2012, 03:27:07 PM
Applications for using
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 17, 2012, 09:19:19 PM
dismodulating antiphase stunrays
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 17, 2012, 11:24:48 PM
can be found
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 18, 2012, 07:15:06 PM
at your local
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 19, 2012, 03:12:53 PM
participating swimwear shop.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 20, 2012, 02:40:59 AM
Please help us
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 20, 2012, 09:38:59 AM
to design these
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 20, 2012, 03:43:41 PM
web pages with
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Post by: Teatime on June 20, 2012, 08:25:39 PM
ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 21, 2012, 06:51:38 AM
A small donation
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 21, 2012, 02:10:55 PM
from the people
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 21, 2012, 03:24:44 PM
of Magrathea will
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 22, 2012, 03:58:42 AM
never happen in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on June 23, 2012, 04:49:15 PM
the year of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 23, 2012, 10:42:06 PM
the spotted unicorn.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 26, 2012, 08:01:07 PM
Incidentally, said unicorn
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 26, 2012, 10:28:41 PM
is not spotted.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on June 27, 2012, 01:58:23 AM
Striped dragons never
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 30, 2012, 08:47:19 AM
have stripes or
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on June 30, 2012, 11:13:29 PM
vomit on friendly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 01, 2012, 02:53:45 AM
hyperintelligent pandimensional beings.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 19, 2012, 10:30:00 PM
Whenever you encounter
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 20, 2012, 03:24:33 AM
a lack of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 20, 2012, 01:06:46 PM
Rabbits in your
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 21, 2012, 08:18:19 PM
personal universe, always
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 22, 2012, 03:17:47 PM
consider eating alternate
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 22, 2012, 04:22:23 PM
carrots when they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 22, 2012, 10:36:29 PM
sprout wings and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 23, 2012, 01:55:16 AM
start reciting quotes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 23, 2012, 03:34:59 PM
with the words
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 23, 2012, 06:31:23 PM
"Don't Panic," written
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 24, 2012, 04:05:48 PM
in gold.  Towelday
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 24, 2012, 11:52:49 PM
is two words
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 25, 2012, 12:14:20 AM
smashed together, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 25, 2012, 05:02:06 PM
when separated they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 25, 2012, 07:44:32 PM
form an unusual
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 25, 2012, 08:35:47 PM
chemical bond that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 26, 2012, 11:10:04 PM
tastes rather yummy.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 26, 2012, 11:11:40 PM
Shopping on Amazon
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on July 29, 2012, 03:31:05 PM
is a cheap
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 30, 2012, 03:17:56 PM
anteater named Jeffrey
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 30, 2012, 03:42:01 PM
who loves books
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 30, 2012, 09:07:33 PM
more than ants
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 04, 2012, 07:16:03 PM
but always buys
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 06, 2012, 02:42:03 PM
tea and biscuts.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 09, 2012, 05:57:22 PM
Stumbling over rocks
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 12, 2012, 03:21:41 PM
with sharp pointy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 12, 2012, 08:54:11 PM
pillows and socks
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 12, 2012, 09:13:03 PM
he rhymed and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 13, 2012, 07:07:32 PM
contemplated deep philosophical
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 27, 2012, 12:04:50 AM
fish. When mermaids
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 03, 2012, 03:00:12 PM
attack the Doctor
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 06, 2012, 03:13:08 AM
over medical malpractice
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 06, 2012, 04:00:01 PM
he jumps into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 06, 2012, 10:07:54 PM
even deeper philosophical
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 07, 2012, 02:53:02 AM
ichthyology musings without
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 07, 2012, 03:21:35 PM
standing on his
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 10, 2012, 05:34:11 PM
TARDIS in space.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 11, 2012, 04:56:20 PM
Sesame seeds contain
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on September 11, 2012, 05:27:50 PM
a lot of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 11, 2012, 09:07:34 PM
seedlings with yellow
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 12, 2012, 05:38:21 AM
traffic warning signs
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 12, 2012, 07:40:36 AM
in their hearts
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 12, 2012, 05:32:27 PM
and minds. Literature
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 13, 2012, 02:01:32 AM
should never be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 13, 2012, 05:59:08 PM
as fun as
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 13, 2012, 06:20:10 PM
a zombie's birthday.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on September 17, 2012, 08:51:05 PM
If one person
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 17, 2012, 09:23:52 PM
read a book
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 18, 2012, 05:08:21 AM
upside down and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 18, 2012, 03:13:39 PM
ate a grape
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on September 18, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
with out a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 19, 2012, 06:51:42 AM
proper license, the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 19, 2012, 09:09:55 PM
universe would probably
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 19, 2012, 10:12:43 PM
turn and say,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 20, 2012, 03:12:08 AM
"How dare you."
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 22, 2012, 05:57:28 PM
The Department of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 23, 2012, 02:31:59 PM
Things Not to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 23, 2012, 05:10:39 PM
do when at
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on September 23, 2012, 07:29:57 PM
a birthday party
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 24, 2012, 06:25:46 PM
posted an advisory
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 24, 2012, 07:23:54 PM
dealing specifically with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 25, 2012, 02:01:32 PM
Jellyfish eating people.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 25, 2012, 03:00:11 PM
This should not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 25, 2012, 09:25:21 PM
be an issue
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 25, 2012, 10:19:53 PM
if you remember
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 26, 2012, 09:16:50 PM
how to sing
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on September 27, 2012, 12:40:23 PM
with elephant and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 27, 2012, 03:06:09 PM
narwhal. However, if
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 27, 2012, 04:26:59 PM
you sing in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 27, 2012, 08:20:26 PM
the shower, you
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 27, 2012, 10:26:58 PM
will be eaten
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 02, 2012, 05:14:08 AM
by jellyfish that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 02, 2012, 02:29:02 PM
scream.  My ears
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 02, 2012, 03:44:27 PM
are small, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 02, 2012, 06:18:23 PM
I can hear
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 03, 2012, 05:38:48 AM
screaming jellyfish gorging
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 03, 2012, 03:20:09 PM
and swooning at
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 03, 2012, 07:17:10 PM
increasingly chaotic intervals
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 18, 2012, 05:22:51 PM
whenever my sister
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 19, 2012, 03:00:13 PM
drowns in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 19, 2012, 07:20:34 PM
wet pool I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 20, 2012, 02:26:16 AM
dried out last
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 20, 2012, 06:06:50 AM
Tuesday with my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 21, 2012, 05:47:41 PM
towel on my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 22, 2012, 08:31:01 PM
porch.  Spare siblings
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 23, 2012, 07:19:03 PM
are actually kittens
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 27, 2012, 05:04:49 PM
wearing Doctor outfits.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 30, 2012, 02:01:54 AM
Frodo went to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 30, 2012, 06:55:17 AM
a costume party
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 30, 2012, 02:03:29 PM
dressed as a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 30, 2012, 02:08:30 PM
Hogwarts student. He
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 30, 2012, 07:07:06 PM
threw that right
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 31, 2012, 12:53:48 AM
legged animal into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 31, 2012, 12:58:54 AM
the crowd of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 01, 2012, 08:30:56 AM
left legged plants
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 01, 2012, 08:41:44 AM
who had never
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 01, 2012, 03:00:05 PM
been liked in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 01, 2012, 03:30:15 PM
Topeka Kansas.  So
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 01, 2012, 08:17:08 PM
Frodo went home
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 02, 2012, 08:18:35 PM
without finding any
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 02, 2012, 09:08:45 PM
hats in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 02, 2012, 10:12:12 PM
hat bowl. He
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 03, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
jumped off the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 03, 2012, 09:10:16 PM
Heart of Gold,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 04, 2012, 06:09:09 PM
only to find
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 04, 2012, 06:48:27 PM
a dead cat.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 04, 2012, 09:21:46 PM
Schrödinger wasn't pleased.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 05, 2012, 12:56:11 AM
In fact, Schrödinger
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 05, 2012, 02:02:58 AM
was so unpleased
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 05, 2012, 07:55:06 AM
that he put
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 07, 2012, 08:51:18 PM
forty-two dead cats
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 08, 2012, 12:22:14 AM
worth of uranium
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 08, 2012, 03:20:31 AM
worth of uranium

(I gotta say, Lewot, that made me burst out laughing.  :D )

Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 08, 2012, 05:01:14 AM
worth of uranium

(I gotta say, Lewot, that made me burst out laughing.  :D )
(Technically, there should be an apostrophe after cats, to make it grammatically correct, but I figured it was close enough.)
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 08, 2012, 07:21:49 PM
into a bucket.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 08, 2012, 09:11:01 PM
Then he put
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 08, 2012, 10:45:23 PM
that bucket into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 08, 2012, 11:51:47 PM
a larger bucket.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 09, 2012, 12:18:46 AM
Then he put
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 09, 2012, 02:15:05 AM
that larger bucket
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 09, 2012, 03:08:37 PM
into a rocket.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 09, 2012, 07:37:17 PM
which was sent
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 09, 2012, 08:17:26 PM
without capitalization to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 09, 2012, 08:24:08 PM
the dungeon of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 09, 2012, 09:54:23 PM
Gannon's castle.  Zelda
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 09, 2012, 10:51:24 PM
was going to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 10, 2012, 12:26:11 AM
climb into the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 10, 2012, 04:36:53 AM
confusing story, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 10, 2012, 05:27:49 AM
the game creator
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 11, 2012, 12:22:26 AM
heard the alarm
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 11, 2012, 01:17:13 AM
of the nearby
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 11, 2012, 06:57:46 PM
cows singing in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 11, 2012, 07:14:49 PM
the rain with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 11, 2012, 07:53:57 PM
Gene Kelly and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 12, 2012, 12:08:19 PM
Taylor Swift.  It
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 12, 2012, 08:00:05 PM
was a dark
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 12, 2012, 10:36:11 PM
and moonless night
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 13, 2012, 06:45:21 PM
when I lost
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 13, 2012, 07:35:00 PM
my shoe too
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 13, 2012, 08:35:27 PM
many times, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 13, 2012, 09:15:05 PM
another shoe appeared
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 14, 2012, 05:27:54 AM
via quantum indeterminacy.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 15, 2012, 05:38:21 PM
It was a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 15, 2012, 09:51:17 PM
foggy and kinda
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 15, 2012, 09:58:27 PM
not quite there
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 15, 2012, 10:14:16 PM
sort of night.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 15, 2012, 11:48:03 PM
But anyway, shoes
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 16, 2012, 04:53:04 AM
rock and that's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 16, 2012, 03:10:32 PM
all that matters.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 17, 2012, 02:34:34 PM
Once upon a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 17, 2012, 04:03:58 PM
castle there lived
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 18, 2012, 06:31:32 PM
a bird. She
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 18, 2012, 09:23:58 PM
was male and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 19, 2012, 02:47:31 AM
didn't want too
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 20, 2012, 04:38:10 AM
lay eggs because
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 20, 2012, 07:52:25 PM
her nest was
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 23, 2012, 10:42:24 AM
an egg-eating creature
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 23, 2012, 05:24:30 PM
that actually was
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 24, 2012, 01:05:01 AM
never in existence.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 24, 2012, 02:52:44 AM
The bird's psychiatrist
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 24, 2012, 03:41:22 PM
played the piano
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 25, 2012, 10:36:11 AM
in B sharp
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 25, 2012, 06:46:36 PM
while wearing a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 27, 2012, 03:30:32 PM
red top hat.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 29, 2012, 01:08:08 AM
When you bake
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 29, 2012, 03:47:13 AM
four and twenty
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 30, 2012, 11:36:55 PM
of those eleven
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 01, 2012, 12:34:53 AM
zombies, the smell
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 02, 2012, 02:21:31 PM
is deliciously tempting.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 02, 2012, 06:15:04 PM
Every year, aliens
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 03, 2012, 09:10:09 PM
redefined "year" and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on December 06, 2012, 05:08:24 PM
then they set
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 07, 2012, 12:27:52 AM
the dinner table
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 09, 2012, 01:35:34 PM
based on archaic
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 10, 2012, 12:08:23 AM
arc reactor technology
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 10, 2012, 11:58:29 PM
and chewing gum.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 12, 2012, 03:08:37 AM
Poor etiquette is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on December 12, 2012, 07:06:10 PM
not happy with
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 13, 2012, 04:13:58 AM
your aunt's nephew
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 13, 2012, 09:43:08 PM
who has a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 14, 2012, 02:42:25 AM
preference for rich
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 14, 2012, 06:07:32 AM
and generous aunts.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 15, 2012, 01:44:19 AM
The Hobbit movie
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 17, 2012, 12:37:04 AM
is popular among
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 17, 2012, 07:35:12 AM
the great outdoors
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on December 17, 2012, 06:55:22 PM
and not so
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 17, 2012, 08:52:11 PM
popular inside of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 17, 2012, 10:42:45 PM
Wonko the Sane's
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 18, 2012, 05:31:34 AM
asylum for sane
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on December 19, 2012, 06:05:37 PM
people of earth.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 19, 2012, 07:58:26 PM
But the book
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 20, 2012, 05:52:26 PM
is vastly superior
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 22, 2012, 12:55:06 AM
to the little
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 22, 2012, 04:42:41 AM
big medium beverage
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 22, 2012, 07:38:25 PM
called egg nog.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 23, 2012, 06:22:40 AM
Mother nogs object
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 23, 2012, 07:42:11 AM
but are overruled
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Post by: Teatime on December 23, 2012, 06:00:51 PM
by Christmas elves
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 24, 2012, 02:40:26 AM
on Halloween and
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Post by: VogonGirl on December 26, 2012, 03:59:45 AM
must deal with
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Post by: Teatime on December 26, 2012, 04:26:10 AM
too many sweet
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Post by: Kilman on December 28, 2012, 04:30:05 PM
children drinking little
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Post by: Teatime on December 28, 2012, 11:32:20 PM
cups full of
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Post by: VogonGirl on December 29, 2012, 06:15:54 AM
sugar, spice, and
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 29, 2012, 07:35:03 PM
molasses, lemon juice,
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Post by: Teatime on December 30, 2012, 04:41:51 AM
and pangalactic gargleblasters.
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Post by: VogonGirl on January 01, 2013, 01:32:26 AM
This turned out
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Post by: Kilman on January 01, 2013, 09:18:12 PM
poorly for the
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Post by: Teatime on January 01, 2013, 10:10:19 PM
large gold brick
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 01, 2013, 11:33:51 PM
wrapped round the
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Post by: VogonGirl on January 02, 2013, 04:59:20 PM
plastic tree.  Gold
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 03, 2013, 03:02:44 AM
is the color
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Post by: Teatime on January 03, 2013, 04:27:37 PM
of the sun
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 03, 2013, 10:52:26 PM
when it's just
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Post by: Marvin on January 04, 2013, 09:01:39 PM
going to the
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Post by: Teatime on January 05, 2013, 12:55:45 AM
end of the
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Post by: Kilman on January 05, 2013, 05:18:02 PM
street for breakfast.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 17, 2013, 12:14:44 AM
The forgotten story
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Post by: Kilman on April 17, 2013, 02:31:22 AM
suffered from athazagoraphobia
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Post by: Teatime on April 17, 2013, 02:35:47 PM
until it forgot
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 17, 2013, 03:38:57 PM
how to write.
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Post by: Kilman on April 21, 2013, 02:17:00 AM
It no longer
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Post by: Teatime on April 21, 2013, 06:21:30 PM
remembered how many
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Post by: Marvin on April 22, 2013, 04:44:14 AM
pancakes it had 
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 22, 2013, 03:28:03 PM
when breakfast was
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 23, 2013, 12:30:53 AM
dinner and lunch
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Post by: Teatime on April 23, 2013, 06:07:55 PM
was nothing but
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Post by: Marvin on April 23, 2013, 06:38:08 PM
cake and pie.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on April 24, 2013, 04:01:02 AM
Unmitigated confusion followed
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Post by: Teatime on May 06, 2013, 03:06:02 AM
me everywhere I
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 08, 2013, 01:18:11 AM
didn't go, meaning
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Post by: Kilman on May 08, 2013, 02:25:05 PM
I was completely
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Post by: Teatime on May 08, 2013, 02:35:44 PM
lost in space.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on May 15, 2013, 05:22:44 AM
Danger, Will Robinson
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 15, 2013, 03:05:43 PM
danger.  Planet X
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 16, 2013, 01:38:40 AM
minus three Y
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Post by: Teatime on May 16, 2013, 04:21:39 AM
is launching a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 16, 2013, 02:56:27 PM
nuclear bomb at
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Post by: Kilman on May 17, 2013, 01:05:35 AM
the algebraic coordinates
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 17, 2013, 02:20:16 AM
of a non-algebraic
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on May 17, 2013, 02:37:25 PM
text book in
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Post by: Teatime on May 17, 2013, 03:11:43 PM
California on May
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Post by: Marvin on May 17, 2013, 07:06:55 PM
25th with the
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 18, 2013, 02:22:20 PM
Eouropian Bomb Association.
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Post by: Kilman on May 19, 2013, 03:09:01 PM
Everyone is invited
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Post by: Teatime on May 19, 2013, 03:53:40 PM
To carry a
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 19, 2013, 05:11:11 PM
towel on the
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Post by: Marvin on May 21, 2013, 04:35:45 PM
25th of May.
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Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on May 25, 2013, 03:30:27 PM
They said my
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 25, 2013, 03:33:06 PM
name was Arthur
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Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2013, 03:38:05 PM
before they realized
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 25, 2013, 03:55:36 PM
my name was
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Post by: Marvin on May 25, 2013, 09:29:30 PM
actually something like
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 26, 2013, 04:06:05 AM
one of those
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Post by: Kilman on May 26, 2013, 04:13:41 PM
catchy songs in
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 26, 2013, 05:07:20 PM
tandem with the
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Post by: Teatime on May 27, 2013, 06:09:33 PM
usual popular modern
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Post by: Kilman on June 02, 2013, 04:39:38 PM
dance moves with
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 04, 2013, 11:32:38 PM
the unusual, unpopular
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Post by: Marvin on July 07, 2013, 04:08:00 AM
dancers and the
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Post by: Teatime on July 07, 2013, 06:46:22 PM
Earth. Forever I
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Post by: Kilman on July 09, 2013, 10:07:04 PM
write nonsensical prose
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 13, 2013, 06:00:45 PM
because, well, yeah.
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Post by: Teatime on July 13, 2013, 08:17:39 PM
I have nothing
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 14, 2013, 09:08:33 PM
but pain in
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Post by: Kilman on July 15, 2013, 04:32:39 PM
my bank account.
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Post by: Teatime on July 16, 2013, 02:42:48 AM
My cell phone
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Post by: Marvin on July 19, 2013, 03:06:48 AM
isn't working with
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 20, 2013, 01:29:55 AM
as much gusto
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Post by: Teatime on July 21, 2013, 04:34:29 AM
as a camel.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 23, 2013, 08:17:05 AM
So I decided
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 24, 2013, 10:27:25 PM
not to decide
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on July 24, 2013, 11:39:15 PM
which cake to
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 26, 2013, 03:35:39 PM
throw at monkeys.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on July 27, 2013, 07:18:41 AM
It has been
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Post by: Teatime on July 27, 2013, 03:24:50 PM
a long time
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 30, 2013, 07:28:47 PM
since we replied
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 01, 2013, 10:36:29 PM
with bandwidth-exceeding
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Post by: Teatime on August 02, 2013, 03:07:01 AM
42 hertz or
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 02, 2013, 11:17:11 PM
something to the
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Post by: Kilman on August 03, 2013, 05:15:02 AM
inquisitive aliens on
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Post by: VogonGirl on August 05, 2013, 06:34:43 PM
Planet X.  Vacations
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Post by: Teatime on August 05, 2013, 07:52:24 PM
should never end.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 06, 2013, 02:21:55 AM
The way to
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 06, 2013, 05:42:36 PM
accomplish this is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 06, 2013, 08:38:59 PM
to force clocks
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Post by: Kilman on August 08, 2013, 09:35:22 PM
to go on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on August 11, 2013, 08:32:27 PM
the top of
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Post by: Teatime on August 12, 2013, 02:01:09 PM
the tallest hat
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Post by: Kilman on August 14, 2013, 03:44:43 PM
box in the
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Post by: Teatime on August 26, 2013, 08:31:48 PM
universe. However, you
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on August 27, 2013, 12:29:54 AM
never can tell
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on August 28, 2013, 02:16:10 AM
if your vacation
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on August 28, 2013, 03:24:37 PM
is only in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on September 01, 2013, 03:18:31 AM
a permanent reality
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Post by: Teatime on September 01, 2013, 10:01:52 PM
outside of time
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Post by: Kilman on September 02, 2013, 03:55:31 PM
or one on
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 02, 2013, 08:23:55 PM
one basketball with
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Post by: Teatime on September 02, 2013, 10:22:25 PM
a Vogon. Once
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Post by: Kilman on September 04, 2013, 01:38:46 AM
I thought I
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on September 23, 2013, 06:22:40 PM
heard something about
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Post by: Teatime on September 23, 2013, 08:27:20 PM
Towel Day, but
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on September 24, 2013, 08:11:10 PM
nope, I didn't.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 24, 2013, 11:57:20 PM
It was only
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on September 25, 2013, 04:16:34 PM
a hallucination caused
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on September 25, 2013, 06:41:29 PM
by evil aliens.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on September 25, 2013, 08:11:09 PM
Words on the
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Post by: VogonGirl on September 27, 2013, 06:07:57 PM
streets are that
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Post by: Kilman on September 28, 2013, 05:57:26 PM
paint you see
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Post by: Teatime on September 28, 2013, 07:12:19 PM
on every wall
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Post by: Marvin on October 01, 2013, 12:14:22 AM
except that one
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Post by: VogonGirl on October 01, 2013, 09:28:29 PM
that instead has
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 01, 2013, 09:42:11 PM
dead bugs, is
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 01, 2013, 10:24:54 PM
amazing and surprisingly
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 02, 2013, 09:08:19 AM
incoherent, but if
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 02, 2013, 06:26:21 PM
we were to
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Post by: Teatime on October 02, 2013, 11:48:30 PM
understand it, we
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 04, 2013, 06:23:06 AM
would go insane.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 10, 2013, 06:16:01 PM
So these three
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 12, 2013, 02:45:02 AM
interpreters of the
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Post by: Teatime on October 12, 2013, 05:57:15 AM
Vogon dictionary will
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Post by: Kilman on October 12, 2013, 04:02:12 PM
recite putrid poetry
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 14, 2013, 06:36:23 PM
when the time
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 15, 2013, 05:06:45 AM
of Lewot's return
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 17, 2013, 01:05:27 AM
is welcomed by
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 17, 2013, 09:33:59 PM
thousands of galactic
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 18, 2013, 07:14:29 PM
youths wearing purple
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 19, 2013, 02:20:16 AM
towels with large
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 19, 2013, 02:19:49 PM
pumpkin heads and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 20, 2013, 07:41:31 PM
silly grins. All
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 22, 2013, 04:12:05 AM
for naught, though,
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 24, 2013, 12:55:59 AM
because the whole
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 24, 2013, 03:50:44 PM
universe will be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 24, 2013, 04:46:03 PM
recycled and used
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 24, 2013, 06:21:30 PM
again after the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 24, 2013, 06:47:57 PM
apocalypse in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 25, 2013, 05:12:43 PM
Restaurant at the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 25, 2013, 06:40:14 PM
end of the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 25, 2013, 10:35:32 PM
parking lot.  Twelve
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 26, 2013, 07:38:11 AM
bottles of beer
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 26, 2013, 10:46:00 PM
on the wall
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 28, 2013, 06:08:23 PM
twelve bottles of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 28, 2013, 08:48:48 PM
anti-beer off the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 28, 2013, 10:01:12 PM
wall. If one
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 29, 2013, 03:20:50 AM
isn't gone, then
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 29, 2013, 08:43:35 AM
Beeblebrox hasn't been
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 30, 2013, 05:03:36 PM
here yet. Tomorrow
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on October 30, 2013, 06:03:45 PM
we will not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on October 30, 2013, 11:32:59 PM
be going trick-or-treating
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on October 31, 2013, 02:03:09 AM
because we don't
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on October 31, 2013, 07:27:13 AM
have two halves
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on October 31, 2013, 05:10:27 PM
of a pumpkin.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 01, 2013, 10:48:06 PM
We did actually
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 02, 2013, 04:41:30 PM
try to get
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 02, 2013, 05:58:38 PM
pounds of candy
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 02, 2013, 07:25:05 PM
while dressed as
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 04, 2013, 03:29:01 AM
very small edentulous
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 05, 2013, 01:13:11 AM
space goats, however
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 05, 2013, 07:55:13 PM
these space goats
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 06, 2013, 12:25:20 AM
were not your
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 06, 2013, 06:25:53 AM
average space goats.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 07, 2013, 03:42:20 AM
This resulted in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 07, 2013, 07:08:34 AM
a serious problem.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 10, 2013, 03:52:08 AM
Even though bananas
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 10, 2013, 07:30:32 AM
are your average
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 10, 2013, 04:25:23 PM
ear cleaners, they
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 11, 2013, 07:24:43 AM
aren't my nonstandard
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 11, 2013, 10:38:59 AM
foot fungus remover.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 11, 2013, 04:47:35 PM
Talking about all
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 11, 2013, 07:16:18 PM
this crazy stuff
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 11, 2013, 07:47:42 PM
makes my brain
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 12, 2013, 03:01:49 AM
ache.  So I'm
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 12, 2013, 03:54:07 AM
having it removed.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 12, 2013, 07:05:43 PM
The only real
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 12, 2013, 07:55:49 PM
problem will be
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 13, 2013, 11:58:32 PM
thinking about regretting
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 14, 2013, 03:28:40 AM
not having a
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 14, 2013, 07:07:46 PM
towel with me
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 15, 2013, 12:55:29 AM
to wipe up
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 15, 2013, 03:57:24 PM
cerebrospinal fluid and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 16, 2013, 05:17:57 PM
throwing it away.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 18, 2013, 05:56:51 PM
Next week, my
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on November 18, 2013, 07:12:41 PM
best friend will
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 19, 2013, 12:52:50 PM
become my worst
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 20, 2013, 09:42:20 PM
enemy in the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 22, 2013, 08:33:14 PM
right pocket of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 23, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
my left pocket.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 26, 2013, 08:25:55 PM
He got lost
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on November 26, 2013, 10:16:55 PM
in space and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on November 27, 2013, 08:20:11 AM
out of space
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on November 27, 2013, 06:29:00 PM
he drifted away.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on November 27, 2013, 07:06:55 PM
But later, he
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on December 01, 2013, 03:14:40 AM
suddenly found out
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on December 01, 2013, 10:41:19 PM
that he was
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 02, 2013, 06:20:55 PM
imaginary and lived
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 03, 2013, 12:29:18 AM
inside the largest
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 20, 2013, 03:26:35 AM
Christmas Tree in
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 20, 2013, 05:32:33 PM
California. On Christmas
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on December 21, 2013, 02:44:09 AM
he was mistaken
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on December 21, 2013, 09:04:07 PM
for a tree.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on December 21, 2013, 09:25:06 PM
They decorated him
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on January 17, 2014, 06:59:17 PM
with flowers of
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 18, 2014, 04:12:51 AM
blue and pink.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on January 24, 2014, 08:25:51 PM
Other colors were
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 26, 2014, 05:37:58 PM
on strike and
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on January 26, 2014, 09:30:35 PM
marching with signs
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on January 29, 2014, 04:39:59 AM
that say we
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on January 29, 2014, 02:11:25 PM
discriminate against plaid.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 13, 2014, 08:23:14 PM
But let's not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on February 14, 2014, 12:51:40 AM
stop posting on
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 17, 2014, 01:13:17 AM
towelday.net because there
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 18, 2014, 07:52:48 PM
were a few
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on February 18, 2014, 07:54:25 PM
other things that
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 19, 2014, 12:43:33 AM
must be said.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 19, 2014, 07:26:26 PM
If we all
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on February 20, 2014, 12:50:42 AM
would just say
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 20, 2014, 01:53:37 AM
orangutans are under
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 20, 2014, 03:28:46 AM
the rainbow, we
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 21, 2014, 07:19:36 PM
might be able
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on February 21, 2014, 07:34:05 PM
to let the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 22, 2014, 09:22:39 PM
leprechauns have their
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 22, 2014, 10:57:09 PM
tiny green motorcycles.
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 23, 2014, 11:06:18 PM
Seeing as the
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on February 24, 2014, 02:40:04 AM
day has come
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on February 24, 2014, 04:38:45 AM
to make plans
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 24, 2014, 07:13:28 PM
for a gathering
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 26, 2014, 07:17:20 AM
of ungatherable entities
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Marvin on February 27, 2014, 04:03:15 AM
that have not
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on February 28, 2014, 05:23:26 AM
yet come into
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Teatime on February 28, 2014, 03:46:09 PM
the kitchen, we
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: VogonGirl on March 01, 2014, 06:35:06 AM
made a batch
Title: Re: Three Word Story
Post by: Kilman on March 02, 2014, 01:26:29 AM
of cement to
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Post by: Teatime on March 02, 2014, 03:17:09 AM
create run-on sentences.
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 04, 2014, 01:42:24 AM
The grammar of
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Post by: Marvin on March 04, 2014, 05:03:52 AM
English is so
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Post by: Kilman on March 05, 2014, 02:10:15 AM
like Greek to
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 06, 2014, 05:34:09 AM
Portuguese. My aunt
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Post by: Teatime on March 06, 2014, 04:57:24 PM
Trillian enjoys traveling
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Post by: Kilman on March 07, 2014, 04:35:10 AM
with two headed
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Post by: Marvin on March 07, 2014, 06:50:30 PM
monkeys and purple
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Post by: Teatime on March 07, 2014, 08:56:20 PM
mice with pointed
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Post by: Kilman on March 08, 2014, 03:48:08 PM
eyeballs that look
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 09, 2014, 03:09:48 AM
this way and
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Post by: Teatime on March 09, 2014, 05:14:49 PM
that, because they
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Post by: Kilman on March 10, 2014, 03:56:28 PM
compliment her outfit.
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 11, 2014, 11:19:09 PM
None of the
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Post by: Marvin on March 12, 2014, 07:10:04 PM
school kids did
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Post by: Teatime on March 15, 2014, 10:29:48 PM
their work, because
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Post by: Kilman on March 16, 2014, 04:28:43 PM
Know-Nothing-Bozo the Non-Wonder
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Post by: Teatime on March 18, 2014, 09:13:58 PM
ate their hyphens.
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Post by: VogonGirl on March 26, 2014, 02:50:49 AM
Now I can't
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 26, 2014, 05:38:29 AM
type three words
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Post by: Teatime on March 26, 2014, 02:44:15 PM
as one word.
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 26, 2014, 10:06:01 PM
But I can
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Post by: Marvin on March 30, 2014, 02:35:04 AM
make a story
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Post by: Teatime on April 01, 2014, 08:46:43 PM
out of various
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Post by: Kilman on April 02, 2014, 12:51:59 AM
punctuation marks if
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 02, 2014, 05:37:33 AM
I manipulate the
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 02, 2014, 07:44:33 AM
definition of "punctuation"
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Post by: Teatime on April 02, 2014, 05:55:33 PM
to mean "smilies."  :) ;) :D
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Post by: Kilman on April 05, 2014, 02:34:11 PM
Smiley language is
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Post by: Marvin on April 06, 2014, 02:22:03 AM
a very interesting
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 14, 2014, 07:24:37 PM
language to learn
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 16, 2014, 06:28:51 PM
Spanish in because
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Post by: Kilman on April 17, 2014, 10:22:34 PM
Spanish people never
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Post by: Marvin on April 21, 2014, 04:59:26 PM
stop posting on
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Post by: VogonGirl on April 25, 2014, 03:32:01 AM
the walls.  Reptiles
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Post by: Kilman on April 30, 2014, 02:07:03 AM
do not smile
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Post by: Marvin on May 06, 2014, 06:53:09 PM
because school is
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 08, 2014, 02:24:20 AM
preventing them from
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 08, 2014, 02:43:08 AM
learning or otherwise
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Post by: Kilman on May 08, 2014, 02:48:00 AM
enjoying their reptilian
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 11, 2014, 01:46:26 AM
ability to learn.
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Post by: Teatime on May 24, 2014, 03:55:32 AM
Towel Day never
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Post by: Kilman on May 24, 2014, 07:42:19 PM
lasts long enough
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 24, 2014, 10:19:43 PM
to accomplish nothing
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Post by: Teatime on May 25, 2014, 05:05:53 PM
but towelish things.
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Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2014, 05:44:52 PM
Fortunately, my towel
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on May 25, 2014, 10:18:44 PM
lacks certain anti-features
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Post by: VogonGirl on June 21, 2014, 05:11:03 PM
that help it
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 21, 2014, 09:01:50 PM
avoid not doing
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Post by: Kilman on June 25, 2014, 04:39:04 PM
whatever it was
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on June 25, 2014, 09:34:20 PM
that it wasn't
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Post by: VogonGirl on July 01, 2014, 03:17:58 AM
trying to not
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 01, 2014, 07:49:04 AM
avoid failing to
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Post by: Kilman on July 11, 2014, 03:20:08 AM
not do.  Yesterday,
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 11, 2014, 11:18:21 PM
the universe ended.
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Post by: Kilman on July 23, 2014, 05:56:41 PM
After that, lots
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on July 26, 2014, 08:30:05 PM
of stuff happened.
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Post by: Kilman on August 05, 2014, 04:09:22 AM
Gosh, it is
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Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on August 05, 2014, 05:18:23 AM
just so much.
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Post by: Kilman on August 20, 2014, 11:59:04 PM
My dog just
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 25, 2016, 07:38:54 PM
jumped off of
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Post by: Kilman on May 25, 2016, 08:06:12 PM
a very tall
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Post by: VogonGirl on May 26, 2016, 12:41:45 AM
something or another.