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Title: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on February 04, 2011, 03:40:52 PM
The idea is to make a wish. Say "I wish..." and whatever you want. Then the next person to post grants your wish, but twists it into something bad. I'll start,

I wish I had a car or motorcycle.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on February 04, 2011, 05:29:52 PM
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h140/amandzia/Rober20motocycle.jpg)
Wish granted. You get a 1868 Roper steam powered motorcycle. But it doesn't go fast enough on the freeway and you get stopped by the police and are awarded a big fat ticket!  ;D

I wish for a pony.  :D
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on February 04, 2011, 10:35:53 PM
Granted, but the pony has a target on it, a missile comes down on the pony and it explodes.

I wish for three more wishes.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on February 04, 2011, 11:53:54 PM
Granted, wish one is for a dragon to come and burn your house down, wish two is for gorilla to come and kill all your family members, and the third wish is to have a curse put on you that disables everyone in the world that is and ever will be from seeing, feeling, or hearing you.

I wish my Mom would answer her phone when I need her to.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on February 06, 2011, 09:30:33 PM
Granted. The day you call, instead of picking up her phone, your mom answers all the phone's many questions. They become best friends, go to tea each Sunday, and forget all about you.

I wish my next novel sells a million copies!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on February 07, 2011, 07:17:02 PM
Granted, but all those copies have no words and no one buys them.

I wish I were done my book.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 10, 2011, 10:05:24 PM
Granted. You turn into a large road sign labeled "Done My Book."

I wish that my wish would be corrupted.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on February 16, 2011, 08:57:51 PM
Done! (LOL You're so funny)
Your wish starts to shake and crumbles into pieces and falls onto your head.

I wish for a beautiful garden.  :)
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on February 17, 2011, 02:47:01 AM
Done, the beautiful roses in your garden are monster roses and they eat you.

I wish for hamburgers tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on February 17, 2011, 02:31:12 PM
Granted, but the hamburgers are holographic and you can't eat them. But they still look good!

I wish I could know the secrets of the universe. 
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on February 17, 2011, 09:08:01 PM
Granted: 42.

I wish for a fish in a dish... that's Yiddish.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on February 25, 2011, 06:06:07 PM
Granted!
A gefilte fish jumps off your plate and slaps you with its tail.

I wish my house was clean!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on February 25, 2011, 07:29:25 PM
Granted, now it's super clean that you can't see your house or anything in it.

I wish for ice cream.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on February 27, 2011, 04:45:16 PM
Granted!

It snows ice cream for a month and your town is covered. Everyone has to live in ice cream igloos and eat ice cream for every meal until they're sick of it.

Then they find out who made the wish in the first place and you have to shovel it into a huge pile and live on an ice cream mountain and become the crazy ice cream lady that little kids dare eachother to run up and throw ice cream balls at and then run away screaming and laughing and bragging about how they really weren't scared at all.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: TheTowelThatCanDoAnything on March 11, 2011, 10:21:57 PM
Well that’s nice and a little sad but you forgot to wish for something so I shall wish for you...

Teatime wishes that she could fly!

Well now Teatime can fly but she may never stand, sit, run, sprint, walk, or go in the reverse of any of those settings of motion upon the earth again.

I wish I did not have so much work to do.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on March 11, 2011, 10:28:55 PM
Granted!  You now have absolutely no work and you are so board that you commit suicide.

I wish I weren't sick.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on March 11, 2011, 11:52:22 PM
Granted! You're so healthy, you are as they say, "as healthy as a horse." In fact, you become a horse and your family doesn't recognize you and won't let you into the house and you must live in the barn.

I wish somebody would clean the litter box!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on March 27, 2012, 04:25:41 PM
Granted!  Now every time the litter box gets clean you hear a loud BANG!

I wish this forum had more members!
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on March 27, 2012, 05:44:31 PM
Granted. It becomes overrun with spammers, just like that one forum I used to go to.

I wish for a spaceship with Infinite Improbability Drive.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on March 28, 2012, 03:13:25 AM
Granted. When you take it out for a spin, a bowl of petunias pops into existence three feet above the floor and drops onto your big toe. CRASH.

I wish I had a new fan for my computer.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on March 29, 2012, 08:30:41 PM
Granted.  Now you new computer fan cheers all night and day long and you never get any sleep ever again.

I wish I could take my shower.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on April 03, 2012, 02:48:00 AM
Granted. But but the shower turns into a time machine without your notice. When you step out, you're in the future with nothing to wear but your bathrobe and towel.

I wish it would rain again.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on April 03, 2012, 05:20:42 PM
Granted.  It is now pouring rain, your locked out of your house, no one wants to let you in because your too wet, and you have nothing to keep dry, not even a towel.

I wish the wind would stop.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Grate Oracle Lewot on April 03, 2012, 08:54:42 PM
Granted. The Earth stops spinning, the moon stops orbiting the Earth, the whole solar system goes into stasis, and there's no longer anything to cause any wind. I imagine we'd all probably die somehow or another if that happened :P

I wish I were a dolphin.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on April 04, 2012, 12:02:47 AM
Granted. They put you in Sea World where you're forced to leap through hoops to earn your fish and small children throw popcorn at your blow hole.

I wish we were having pizza for dinner.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on April 04, 2012, 01:03:20 AM
Granted.  But this is no ordinary pizza, it's radioactive pizza.  So now your all mutants whom no one likes and your are forced to live in the sewers.

I wish I didn't agree to play Bioshock.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on April 21, 2012, 11:50:04 PM
Granted: Time runs backwards, undoing your action. Now, instead of playing Bioshock, you're sitting there watching a fly buzz around in the corner. Your dad walks in and says, "Since you're not busy, you can help me clean out the garage," and you spend the rest of the day tossing out old paint brushes, stinky rags, and mice droppings.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: VogonGirl on April 22, 2012, 12:47:14 AM
Granted.  Now it's not hot, it's freezing cold.

I wish I could eat something really good.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on April 27, 2012, 02:25:18 PM
Granted. You eat an ice cream sunday so amazingly good, you can't stop until the ice cream shop runs out of ice cream and chocolate syrup. Only then do you realize what a horrible tummy ache you have.

I wish the 2 presents I ordered for my twin daughters' birthday would arrive today.
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Marvin on June 04, 2012, 01:03:49 AM
Wish granted, only the 2 presents are broken.

I wish I could think of something to wish. 
Title: Re: Corrupt a wish
Post by: Teatime on June 10, 2012, 03:40:27 PM
Granted. You think of wishing for a ton of money. It promptly falls on your head, giving you a crushing headache.

I wish there was more coffee in my cup.