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Re: Uses of a towel
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2011, 07:00:37 PM »
Kilman, don't delete the above SPAM. At least not for a while. It's too hilarious!  :D
Gotta love those translators!
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Re: Uses of a towel
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2011, 07:10:00 PM »
Ok, I will leave it, but I did ban the account from further posting.  Sometimes I wonder if those are from a translator or simply random word assembly.  Maybe we get both kinds of spammers.
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Re: Uses of a towel
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2011, 09:41:14 PM »
You have to wonder how they can believe this is a valuable marketing tool.
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Re: Uses of a towel
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2012, 07:07:11 AM »
My little sister got some hamsters, and the cage she got is fairly roomy, but the bars on the top are far enough apart for the hamsters to squeeze through. Luckily, if you lie a towel over the bars, the hamsters won't realize the gaps are there anymore.
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Re: Uses of a towel
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2012, 05:21:27 AM »
Cool. That's a use I hadn't heard yet!  ;D
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Re: Uses of a towel
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2012, 08:32:33 AM »
Sounds like Hamsters are about as bright as bugblatter beasts.
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