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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #150 on: August 26, 2009, 05:16:48 PM »
the planet Arrakis.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #151 on: August 26, 2009, 05:44:25 PM »
The story so far (10 pages and 150 replies into the story) meaningfully broken into paragraph structure (not really, but it looks better than in one large block).

In the beginning time stood still, making it difficult to run fast, but cats knew little about time so they ran towards floating discs that had green bunches of elephants glued to their mothers' teacups, which had purple tea and crumpets with jelly and spots of extraterrestrial mold.  But everyone knew nothing, so they voiced strong opinions with no reply, therefore altering the time sequence which did nothing. The mold, however, evolved into some internationally terribly bad, but actually didn't, so it became depressed.

The intergalactic minister notified the deceased cockroach in his left nostril that was his right and scratched it inappropriately.  This caused a lack of communicating electronic elephants.  The motel wasn't prepared for infinitely nonexistent swarms of bees and wasps so none arrived.  Later on, negatively charged hydrogen isotopes ate lunch with reptiles and Worms. 

The universe ended and all hope that pudding would be elected to govern over llamas on Stavromula Beta was temporarily postponed.  This sentence began an uprising among etymologists and scholars who, curiously enough, were purple and preferred to lick rather than chew but one day, prosthetic limbs mysteriously disappeared and never licked or chewed so they moved to Jaglan Beta where they founded the Intergalactic Association of Worms and Germs, to utilize disintegrated blocks of integration to create or destroy pancakes. 

Nearby bagpipe pipers said "Hi" to confuse local merchants in whose language "Hi" meant "small then the cheese uprooted from the roots of change."  Unfortunately, 743 mutated into 742, causing a shortage of numbers for the Intergalactic Number Convention and one lonely night, a newt whose number was malnourished and smelly took a walk with some snakes who had healthy parents in their mid 80s so the sentence ended.  Meanwhile, solicitous walnuts were eaten by cute little bunnies and big ugly children with severed pizzas on a plane of existence which didn't exactly exist after 4pm. 

Thunderheads gathered over a Rain God -like scratching post that looked like a Rain God.  The unusual bungee tailed lion hung up, defying gravity.  Gravity got angry at fish, because they had no reason to coordinate their prom clothes.  Well dressed fish dressed poorly, and may not exist.  Poorly dressed fish dancing in Spain carefully stepped over discordant antelopes who were pondering Mandelbrot patterns for socks and sweaters for their mothers and quickly realized elephants were not optimal phonetic funneling devices.  The neighboring llamas looked on with undying rage as they consumed heavy bits of fluff. 

The Fluff King decreed from Jupiter and ate frogs, garbling his speech until, at last he deciphered Kobaian economic structure, thus he learned how many aliens fit in an alien.  Dirk Gently sold his couch after the worms invaded the planet Arrakis.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #152 on: August 26, 2009, 08:25:34 PM »
Eight highly confused
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #153 on: August 26, 2009, 08:59:04 PM »
delegates from Spain

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #154 on: August 27, 2009, 11:57:12 PM »
only spoke Swedish
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #155 on: August 28, 2009, 05:59:08 AM »
because their knees

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #156 on: August 28, 2009, 05:15:12 PM »
were yellow and
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #157 on: August 28, 2009, 10:14:54 PM »
purple when viewed
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #158 on: August 29, 2009, 01:18:21 AM »
from a distance

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #159 on: August 29, 2009, 05:34:39 PM »
greater than 42
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #160 on: August 30, 2009, 01:57:22 AM »
and 24 so
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #161 on: August 30, 2009, 06:32:32 PM »
they ate shoes.

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #162 on: August 30, 2009, 09:00:33 PM »
Shoes, in turn,
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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #163 on: August 31, 2009, 03:29:52 AM »
decided it was

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Re: Three Word Story
« Reply #164 on: August 31, 2009, 04:17:32 PM »
too late to
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