42 Days of Christmas

[Teatime]

Doh! 

On the 15th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets.
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderatorating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Kilman]

On the 16th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets.
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderatorating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Teatime]

On the 17th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets.
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderatorating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Kilman]

On the 18th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets.
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[VogonGirl]

On the 19th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Teatime]

On the 20th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Kilman]

On the 21st day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Teatime]

On the 22nd day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Kilman]

On the 23rd day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[VogonGirl]

On the 24th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Three Ameglian Major Cows
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Kilman]

On the 25th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Five Digital Watches
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Teatime]

On the 26th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories
Twenty-Five Digital Watches
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Kilman]

On the 27th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories
Twenty-Five Digital Watches
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Grate Oracle Lewot]

On the 28th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

[Teatime]

On the 29th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.