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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #30 on: December 24, 2010, 12:03:41 AM »
On the 30th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #31 on: December 24, 2010, 12:23:12 AM »
On the 31st day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

   

« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 03:19:20 AM by Teatime »
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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #32 on: December 24, 2010, 02:10:16 AM »
On the 32nd day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.

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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #33 on: December 24, 2010, 03:17:37 AM »
On the 33rd day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"And time began seriously to pass."
from D.G.H.D.A.

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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #34 on: December 24, 2010, 07:38:14 AM »
On the 34th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Thirty-Four Dead Telephone Sanitizers - Second Class
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2010, 04:40:48 PM »
On the 35th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Thirty-Five Banners for the Contest
Thirty-Four Dead Telephone Sanitizers - Second Class,
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"In order to do something that you couldn't do before, you have to do something that you can't do." -Dr. Michael Bolin

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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #36 on: December 24, 2010, 05:02:51 PM »
On the 36th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Thirty-Six Dolphins Disappearing,
Thirty-Five Banners for the Contest,
Thirty-Four Dead Telephone Sanitizers - Second Class,
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #37 on: December 24, 2010, 07:39:46 PM »
On the 37th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Thirty-Seven Sub-Etha Senso-Matics,
Thirty-Six Dolphins Disappearing,
Thirty-Five Banners for the Contest,
Thirty-Four Dead Telephone Sanitizers - Second Class,
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,  
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 07:42:57 PM by Teatime »
"And time began seriously to pass."
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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #38 on: December 24, 2010, 09:15:41 PM »
On the 38th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Thirty-Eight wives saying "Have some sense of proportion!"
Thirty-Seven Sub-Etha Senso-Matics,
Thirty-Six Dolphins Disappearing,
Thirty-Five Banners for the Contest,
Thirty-Four Dead Telephone Sanitizers - Second Class,
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,  
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
". . . We realised we had been myopically shortsighted to think this thing was just an adding machine. . . . So we began to develop it as a super typewriter. With a long and increasingly incomprehensible feature list. Users of Microsoft Word will know what I'm talking about."

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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #39 on: December 24, 2010, 10:52:07 PM »
On the 39th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Thirty-Nine swamp-dwelling mattresses,
Thirty-Eight wives saying "Have some sense of proportion!"
Thirty-Seven Sub-Etha Senso-Matics,
Thirty-Six Dolphins Disappearing,
Thirty-Five Banners for the Contest,
Thirty-Four Dead Telephone Sanitizers - Second Class,
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,  
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #40 on: December 25, 2010, 04:28:30 PM »
On the 40th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Fourty-"Don't Panic" iPad Cases
Thirty-Nine swamp-dwelling mattresses,
Thirty-Eight wives saying "Have some sense of proportion!"
Thirty-Seven Sub-Etha Senso-Matics,
Thirty-Six Dolphins Disappearing,
Thirty-Five Banners for the Contest,
Thirty-Four Dead Telephone Sanitizers - Second Class,
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,  
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.ase
"In order to do something that you couldn't do before, you have to do something that you can't do." -Dr. Michael Bolin

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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2010, 12:15:26 AM »
On the 41st day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Forty-One choirs of robots singing Christmas carols a flattened fifth out of tune,
Forty "Don't Panic" iPad Cases,
Thirty-Nine swamp-dwelling mattresses,
Thirty-Eight wives saying "Have some sense of proportion!"
Thirty-Seven Sub-Etha Senso-Matics,
Thirty-Six Dolphins Disappearing,
Thirty-Five Banners for the Contest,
Thirty-Four Dead Telephone Sanitizers - Second Class,
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,  
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
". . . We realised we had been myopically shortsighted to think this thing was just an adding machine. . . . So we began to develop it as a super typewriter. With a long and increasingly incomprehensible feature list. Users of Microsoft Word will know what I'm talking about."

--Douglas Adams

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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #42 on: December 26, 2010, 07:07:33 AM »
On the 42nd day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Forty-Two rock musicians spending the year dead for tax reasons,
Forty-One choirs of robots singing Christmas carols a flattened fifth out of tune,
Forty "Don't Panic" iPad Cases,
Thirty-Nine swamp-dwelling mattresses,
Thirty-Eight wives saying "Have some sense of proportion!"
Thirty-Seven Sub-Etha Senso-Matics,
Thirty-Six Dolphins Disappearing,
Thirty-Five Banners for the Contest,
Thirty-Four Dead Telephone Sanitizers - Second Class,
Thirty-Three Gordon Ways Drifting Miserably Down Long Dark Roads,
Thirty-Two Strangers with Towels,
Thirty-One White Mice Running the World,
Thirty species on the brink of extinction,
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings,
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting, 
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2010, 10:59:11 PM »
Now I can clap.  :D
Yay! ::clap clap::  ;D
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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #44 on: December 27, 2010, 08:38:49 AM »
So, shall we do 84 days next year? ;)
". . . We realised we had been myopically shortsighted to think this thing was just an adding machine. . . . So we began to develop it as a super typewriter. With a long and increasingly incomprehensible feature list. Users of Microsoft Word will know what I'm talking about."

--Douglas Adams