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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 15, 2010, 03:47:47 PM »
Doh!  :o

On the 15th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets.
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderatorating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 03:21:59 AM by Teatime »
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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2010, 11:19:19 PM »
On the 16th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets.
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderatorating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2010, 03:44:14 PM »
On the 17th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets.
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderatorating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 03:21:46 AM by Teatime »
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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2010, 11:34:41 PM »
On the 18th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets.
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2010, 02:14:44 AM »
On the 19th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"In order to do something that you couldn't do before, you have to do something that you can't do." -Dr. Michael Bolin

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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2010, 05:18:24 AM »
On the 20th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 03:21:34 AM by Teatime »
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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2010, 09:44:06 PM »
On the 21st day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 22, 2010, 04:54:43 PM »
On the 22nd day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 03:21:21 AM by Teatime »
"And time began seriously to pass."
from D.G.H.D.A.

http://afortnightofmustard.blogspot.com/
http://catholiconceagain.blogspot.com/
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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 23, 2010, 02:31:16 AM »
On the 23rd day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 23, 2010, 03:05:38 AM »
On the 24th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Three Ameglian Major Cows
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"In order to do something that you couldn't do before, you have to do something that you can't do." -Dr. Michael Bolin

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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #25 on: December 23, 2010, 06:14:40 AM »
On the 25th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Five Digital Watches
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #26 on: December 23, 2010, 06:35:16 PM »
On the 26th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories
Twenty-Five Digital Watches
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 03:20:36 AM by Teatime »
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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #27 on: December 23, 2010, 07:22:50 PM »
On the 27th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories
Twenty-Five Digital Watches
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
"That really is truly amazing. That is so amazingly amazing I think I'd like to steal it." - Zaphod Beeblebrox


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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #28 on: December 23, 2010, 10:13:35 PM »
On the 28th day of Christmas a Hoopy Food gave to me...
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
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Re: 42 Days of Christmas
« Reply #29 on: December 23, 2010, 10:58:48 PM »
On the 29th day of Christmas a Hoopy Frood gave to me...
Twenty-Nine Hyperintelligent Pandimensional Beings
Twenty-Eight Infinite Improbability Drives,
Twenty-Seven Pairs of Peril Sensitive Sunglasses,
Twenty-Six Three Word Stories,
Twenty-Five Digital Watches,
Twenty-Four Ameglian Major Cows,
Twenty-Three Magrathean designed planets,
Twenty-Two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters,
Twenty-One increasingly long-winded song lines,
Twenty Vogon Girls Posting Verses On Our Song,
Nineteen Vogon Ships Bypassing,
Eighteen Electronic Thumbs a-Hitching,
Seventeen Dirk Fridges Lurking,
Sixteen Vogon poets reciting,   
Fifteen Slartibartfasts building planets,
Fourteen Doors a-Sighing,
Thirteen Universes Ending,
Twelve Arthurs Laying,
Eleven Strags a-Stragging,
Ten Haggunenons Evolving,
Nine Marvins Moaning,
Eight Kilmans Moderating,
Seven Spammers Spamming,
Six Improbability Factors,
Five Folded Towels!
Four Electric Monks,
Three posts on Towelday.net,
Two Babel fishes,
And a robot with Genuine People Personality.
« Last Edit: December 24, 2010, 03:20:16 AM by Teatime »
"And time began seriously to pass."
from D.G.H.D.A.

http://afortnightofmustard.blogspot.com/
http://catholiconceagain.blogspot.com/
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