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Corrupt a wish
« on: February 04, 2011, 03:40:52 PM »
The idea is to make a wish. Say "I wish..." and whatever you want. Then the next person to post grants your wish, but twists it into something bad. I'll start,

I wish I had a car or motorcycle.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2011, 05:29:52 PM »

Wish granted. You get a 1868 Roper steam powered motorcycle. But it doesn't go fast enough on the freeway and you get stopped by the police and are awarded a big fat ticket!  ;D

I wish for a pony.  :D
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2011, 10:35:53 PM »
Granted, but the pony has a target on it, a missile comes down on the pony and it explodes.

I wish for three more wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2011, 11:53:54 PM »
Granted, wish one is for a dragon to come and burn your house down, wish two is for gorilla to come and kill all your family members, and the third wish is to have a curse put on you that disables everyone in the world that is and ever will be from seeing, feeling, or hearing you.

I wish my Mom would answer her phone when I need her to.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2011, 09:30:33 PM »
Granted. The day you call, instead of picking up her phone, your mom answers all the phone's many questions. They become best friends, go to tea each Sunday, and forget all about you.

I wish my next novel sells a million copies!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2011, 07:17:02 PM »
Granted, but all those copies have no words and no one buys them.

I wish I were done my book.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2011, 10:05:24 PM »
Granted. You turn into a large road sign labeled "Done My Book."

I wish that my wish would be corrupted.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2011, 08:57:51 PM »
Done! (LOL You're so funny)
Your wish starts to shake and crumbles into pieces and falls onto your head.

I wish for a beautiful garden.  :)
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2011, 02:47:01 AM »
Done, the beautiful roses in your garden are monster roses and they eat you.

I wish for hamburgers tomorrow night.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2011, 02:31:12 PM »
Granted, but the hamburgers are holographic and you can't eat them. But they still look good!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2011, 09:08:01 PM »
Granted: 42.

I wish for a fish in a dish... that's Yiddish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2011, 06:06:07 PM »
Granted!
A gefilte fish jumps off your plate and slaps you with its tail.

I wish my house was clean!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2011, 07:29:25 PM »
Granted, now it's super clean that you can't see your house or anything in it.

I wish for ice cream.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2011, 04:45:16 PM »
Granted!

It snows ice cream for a month and your town is covered. Everyone has to live in ice cream igloos and eat ice cream for every meal until they're sick of it.

Then they find out who made the wish in the first place and you have to shovel it into a huge pile and live on an ice cream mountain and become the crazy ice cream lady that little kids dare eachother to run up and throw ice cream balls at and then run away screaming and laughing and bragging about how they really weren't scared at all.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2011, 10:21:57 PM »
Well that’s nice and a little sad but you forgot to wish for something so I shall wish for you...

Teatime wishes that she could fly!

Well now Teatime can fly but she may never stand, sit, run, sprint, walk, or go in the reverse of any of those settings of motion upon the earth again.

I wish I did not have so much work to do.
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