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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #15 on: March 11, 2011, 10:28:55 PM »
Granted!  You now have absolutely no work and you are so board that you commit suicide.

I wish I weren't sick.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #16 on: March 11, 2011, 11:52:22 PM »
Granted! You're so healthy, you are as they say, "as healthy as a horse." In fact, you become a horse and your family doesn't recognize you and won't let you into the house and you must live in the barn.

I wish somebody would clean the litter box!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2012, 04:25:41 PM »
Granted!  Now every time the litter box gets clean you hear a loud BANG!

I wish this forum had more members!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2012, 05:44:31 PM »
Granted. It becomes overrun with spammers, just like that one forum I used to go to.

I wish for a spaceship with Infinite Improbability Drive.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2012, 03:13:25 AM »
Granted. When you take it out for a spin, a bowl of petunias pops into existence three feet above the floor and drops onto your big toe. CRASH.

I wish I had a new fan for my computer.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2012, 08:30:41 PM »
Granted.  Now you new computer fan cheers all night and day long and you never get any sleep ever again.

I wish I could take my shower.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2012, 02:48:00 AM »
Granted. But but the shower turns into a time machine without your notice. When you step out, you're in the future with nothing to wear but your bathrobe and towel.

I wish it would rain again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2012, 05:20:42 PM »
Granted.  It is now pouring rain, your locked out of your house, no one wants to let you in because your too wet, and you have nothing to keep dry, not even a towel.

I wish the wind would stop.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2012, 08:54:42 PM »
Granted. The Earth stops spinning, the moon stops orbiting the Earth, the whole solar system goes into stasis, and there's no longer anything to cause any wind. I imagine we'd all probably die somehow or another if that happened :P

I wish I were a dolphin.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #24 on: April 04, 2012, 12:02:47 AM »
Granted. They put you in Sea World where you're forced to leap through hoops to earn your fish and small children throw popcorn at your blow hole.

I wish we were having pizza for dinner.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2012, 01:03:20 AM »
Granted.  But this is no ordinary pizza, it's radioactive pizza.  So now your all mutants whom no one likes and your are forced to live in the sewers.

I wish I didn't agree to play Bioshock.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #26 on: April 21, 2012, 11:50:04 PM »
Granted: Time runs backwards, undoing your action. Now, instead of playing Bioshock, you're sitting there watching a fly buzz around in the corner. Your dad walks in and says, "Since you're not busy, you can help me clean out the garage," and you spend the rest of the day tossing out old paint brushes, stinky rags, and mice droppings.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #27 on: April 22, 2012, 12:47:14 AM »
Granted.  Now it's not hot, it's freezing cold.

I wish I could eat something really good.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #28 on: April 27, 2012, 02:25:18 PM »
Granted. You eat an ice cream sunday so amazingly good, you can't stop until the ice cream shop runs out of ice cream and chocolate syrup. Only then do you realize what a horrible tummy ache you have.

I wish the 2 presents I ordered for my twin daughters' birthday would arrive today.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #29 on: June 04, 2012, 01:03:49 AM »
Wish granted, only the 2 presents are broken.

I wish I could think of something to wish.