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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #60 on: April 14, 2011, 06:24:24 PM »
41 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use:  Cut it two, sew the two long pieces together to make a long piece and use it as a scarf.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #61 on: April 15, 2011, 07:03:18 PM »
40 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: A nice place for cats to give birth to kittens.  ^..^
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2011, 07:06:52 PM »
38 Days Until Towel Day!

missed another one  :(

Towel Use: we place a towel on top of our pizza dough while it is rising.  Keeps it from getting crusty.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2011, 03:08:23 PM »
37 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use:  You can use it to cover your eyes from the Naga so that you don't fall under its evil spell.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #64 on: April 19, 2011, 03:12:01 PM »
36 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: To wrap your computer or the new Kindle you got for your birthday before sticking it into your bag or purse because you don't have a case and you don't want it to get scratched. I do that.  :)
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #65 on: April 20, 2011, 08:15:30 PM »
35 Days Until Towel Day!!!

Towel Use: Hold it over your head in place of a missing umbrella.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #66 on: April 21, 2011, 04:36:45 PM »
34 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel use: (in honor of all the spammers who visit our site) You can use a towel to sop up the grease from foods like Spam or bacon (I prefer a paper towel to avoid cleaning the towel, but a towel works none the less).
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #67 on: April 22, 2011, 04:12:19 PM »
33 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use: You can put it under a plant so that the water doesn't get on your table.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #68 on: April 25, 2011, 02:54:05 AM »
31 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: Easter basket - tie two diagonal ends together to form a pouch, put in some of that plastic grass and away you go.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #69 on: April 25, 2011, 08:47:33 PM »
30 days until Towel Day!

Towel use: wear it as a cape to celebrate your victory of finally getting into this thread fast enough. 8)
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #70 on: April 26, 2011, 06:46:02 PM »
29 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use:  Easter basket grass.  Fold it into a shape that will fit at the bottom of your basket, put it in the basket and your ready to start hunting eggs without cracking them when you put them in your basket.  (I used to crack my eggs when I tossed out the grass of my basket).
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #71 on: April 28, 2011, 03:02:05 AM »
28 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: Avant-garde paint brush - dip it in paint and then whip the towel at the canvas to create your avant-garde masterpiece.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #72 on: April 28, 2011, 04:32:15 PM »
27 Days Until Towel Day!
Towel Use: To cover your muffins, pancakes, or bagels to keep them warm.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #73 on: April 29, 2011, 06:23:59 PM »
26 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use:  If you have a white towel you could paint the British flag on it and wave it at the Royal Wedding.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #74 on: April 30, 2011, 05:02:40 PM »
25 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use:  Fold it in a triangle shape and use it as a bandanna.
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