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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2011, 03:23:23 PM »
69 Days until Towel Day!

Towel Use: To catch a leprechaun!
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2011, 10:57:59 PM »
68 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: as a Birthday Gift - maybe something with a 42 on it, even though the person might be a few years older than that - that is off course, if it happens to be someone's birthday.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #32 on: March 21, 2011, 05:42:17 AM »
66 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: window shade for passengers in a car
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2011, 06:58:40 PM »
65 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use:  Something you can write on.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2011, 07:57:54 PM »
64 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: To line your Easter Basket.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2011, 03:31:27 AM »
63 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: as a scarf
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2011, 12:39:23 AM »
62 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: (from the "don't try this at home category", a true news item) "...used a towel to hang himself from a light fixture..."
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2011, 06:55:10 PM »
61 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use:  Oven mitten for touching hot things.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2011, 06:32:46 PM »
We missed two days.  :'(

58 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use:  Protection from the rain.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2011, 05:00:14 PM »
57 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: (another "don't try this at home" use) Garrote
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2011, 05:30:48 AM »
56 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: (back to more wholesome uses) baby blanket
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2011, 05:58:54 PM »
55 Days until Towel Day!

Towel Use: Cat toy. Tease the cat with a towel and they jump and chase it. Wild fun!  :D
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2011, 06:33:59 PM »
54 Days until Towelday!!!

Towel use:  If you wave it in their face then it's a distraction to someone who's trying to fly or someone you want to get away from.
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2011, 11:16:37 PM »
53 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: Neck muscle exercises
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Re: Countdown to Towel Day 2011
« Reply #44 on: April 04, 2011, 03:37:24 AM »
52 Days Until Towel Day!

Towel Use: shoe shine
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